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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2010, 06:14:15 am »

I want that hat, buy the hat!

With the hat, I can accomplish anything!
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2010, 08:54:22 am »

TULIPS. tulips

Whatever I'm in!
Hmm.. so far I have been using computers at work to access the internet.
So perhaps I should wait with joining as a pesant untill wednesday-thurstayish.. as I would have access to the internet from home.
(The internet service here in Greenland is kinda messed up..)
Tough.

You are standing at the back of the palace. Some guards just dumped this headless body here. You are considering searching the pockets.

Hmmm.

Hmmm.

Hmmm...
Yeah, why not.
There are six copper coins and in the pockets and a knife up a sleeve. Everything is covered in blood.
As you turn to leave, you notice a letter on the ground. There is a note paperclipped to the letter:
DELIVER TO THE INSANE ASYLUM (just north out of town) OR DIE FOR GRAVE ROBBING.
-Signed, The President.

Hmmm
You steal the letter.

>_


"Is there a shirt in there I can have? I can pay for it if you want?"

"No. Go away. The shop will open again soon."

>_


I want that hat, buy the hat!

With the hat, I can accomplish anything!


Dashing.

>_




Statuses:

Shadow: Dashing
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
The lobby, Scavenger's Guild, Regit, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: Greenlandish
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: HEALTHY
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Outside the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.



Is there a waiting list? If yes, put me on it.
Tulips

Nuke, you are a artist will blood. You may suck at every thing else but you truly shine with blood.


Needs more guts though...
The trick is airbrush and bad .jpg compression.
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Haika

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2010, 09:32:09 am »

woot, post death Cameo. XD *pulls in royalty cash*
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The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany
Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

SHAD0Wdump

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2010, 11:54:10 am »

Exit, lean up against a wall somewhere and start flipping a copper.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2010, 03:24:48 pm »

Maybe Reely can speed up the process?
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2010, 04:18:01 pm »

THYOULIPS

Exit, lean up against a wall somewhere and start flipping a copper.

Alright well 7/10 for style but 10/10 for pointlessness. Also this piece of straw tastes like shit.

You have to appreciate how people will do pointless things like this rather than attempt to try to see if it might be possible to contemplate doing the quest. Oh, FYI ramifications are forthcoming.

>_

Maybe Reely can speed up the process?
You scrunch up your eyes and pray to reely. You don't hear any voices except maybe a quiet voice saying "ask them about their damn shirts already" but that is probably your imagination.
However, when you open your eyes, the shop has been reopened.
You conveniently missed seeing any of the tape-removing or restocking.
You enter the store.

"I am the sane shopkeeper", greets the shopkeeper.
"Alone amongst my colleagues, I have no kooky quirks or amusing anecdotes. My life is free of irregularity that defines those of the insane man. Though the world besieges me constantly with enough craziness to turn lesser men mental, I have erected defences against such baleful influences.
To continue idle conversation, say 'one'.
To purchase items or receive more information, say 'two', followed by the name of the object in question and 'purchase' or 'information'.
To talk about something else, say 'three'
To end conversation, say 'Goodbye' "

>_
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2010, 04:20:32 pm »

Pss ExKirby, buy clever and stab him.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2010, 06:31:39 pm »

i think you should "3 waht about your shirts?"
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #53 on: March 28, 2010, 06:57:59 am »

Three, can I inquire about your shirts?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #54 on: March 28, 2010, 07:07:28 am »

Oh, FYI ramifications are forthcoming.
Oh fine...

I start walking North, knowing full and well I completely forgot everything I was supposed to do besides 'North'.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #55 on: March 28, 2010, 09:17:23 pm »

Pss ExKirby, buy clever and stab him.

I wouldn't try that he's got chain mail
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #56 on: March 28, 2010, 09:52:33 pm »

Then aim for the head.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2010, 09:54:04 pm »

Or legs. Or arms. Or neck.

Really, this guy's just begging to be stabbed.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #58 on: March 29, 2010, 12:00:53 am »

I know, right? Who doesn't walk around in full plate armor from hair to soles in this day and age?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #59 on: March 29, 2010, 12:15:44 am »

ues. cleaver chop to the head, ftw!
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The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany
Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
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