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Author Topic: Man of SCIENCE!!  (Read 140895 times)

Cheddarius

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #270 on: March 27, 2010, 01:14:11 pm »

If you abduct a homeless person, you will go to jail, and you will lose the game.
Do not.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #271 on: March 27, 2010, 01:17:16 pm »

We cant really do anything with living people but kill them yet any way. Lets experiment on rats and whatnot tell we can do something... than maybe we can kidnap someone.
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« Reply #272 on: March 27, 2010, 01:48:30 pm »

We should probably focus some of the nightly down time to improve our minor skills. I think cultivating mold is probably our best course of action at the moment, as the night is long and lacks markets to sell makeshift robots to sell to. Capturing a few rats wouldn't hurt either; I propose that we make a small drop trap robot, for the sake of Programming practice. Hopefully, we'll soon reach a level where we can perhaps design physical enhancements or better prosthesis, both for sales and experience.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #273 on: March 27, 2010, 01:55:12 pm »

You return home, picking up an empty clear coke bottle on the way - ooh, a glass one! You hadn't realized they still made those. You smile nostalgically, reminiscing of the days before you were driven to... well, to this. Your smile turns to a bitter grimace. You can turn this into a mold cultivator, despite its relative lack of size. When you get home, you harvest a number of samples of fried chicken, twinkies, and the like. You grind most of them up (washing your gloves after), then wipe them in some of the molds you find (all outside your basement, of course; you keep that more or less clean). You then pour a little of your water on the resultant mush, cut a cloth into smaller pieces, wipe it, and place the pieces in the bottle, wipe the edges, and place it beside the furnace. You pour a little more water in for good measure and cap it.

You go outside and, seeing no suitable trees to snap twigs from, you substitute a precariously balanced spoon and put the remaining fried chicken and twinkie samples under the bucket. You tie a rope from the spoon to the Anklebiter and close your door behind you as you go in. The small screen on your remote shows the bucket clever trap from the Anklebiter's view in terrible quality. But the point remains, you can see it, control it from out here, and do other things while watching for rats skilled enough to claim the food without dislodging the spoon. Or for if the spoon falls on its own...

Now, that merely needs to wait (or improve it), and you're full of energy.

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Wearing:
- White Lab Coat of SCIENCE!
- Safety Goggles of SCIENCE!
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Black Boots of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!

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Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1), PROGRAMMING (level 1), CHEMISTRY (level 0)
- Formulae: 3
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- Inventions: 8
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- No drugs in system
- Well fed, well-hydrated

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Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Amateur Chemistry Set (Portable), Outdated Laptop (Portable), Makeshift Mold Tank, Lame Rat Trap
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #274 on: March 27, 2010, 01:58:50 pm »

Lets make a Hallucinogen + Reactive and feed it to any rats we catch.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #275 on: March 27, 2010, 02:00:06 pm »

Lets make a Hallucinogen + Reactive and feed it to any rats we catch.

This, but do it outside.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #276 on: March 27, 2010, 02:01:56 pm »

Let's build a taser! More like an electric shiv. But whatever. It really should be a simple task. What'd we need- tin for a capacitor? I think we gathered that.

Also, maybe make a brushless motor or two.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #277 on: March 27, 2010, 02:03:05 pm »

Monomolecu;ar qire. We need to make some monomolecular wire.

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« Reply #278 on: March 27, 2010, 02:05:22 pm »

Make a rat-sized operating table out of leather strips and a tin plate.
Then make a (rat)brain-manipulator out of copper wire and a simple circuitry unit. Plug into laptop, and write a program to record brain activity through the brain manipulator.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #279 on: March 27, 2010, 02:06:34 pm »

Make a rat-sized operating table out of leather strips and a tin plate.
Then make a (rat)brain-manipulator out of copper wire and a simple circuitry unit. Plug into laptop, and write a program to record brain activity through the brain manipulator.


that sounds like it's on the right path
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #280 on: March 27, 2010, 02:09:44 pm »

Make a rat-sized operating table out of leather strips and a tin plate.
Then make a (rat)brain-manipulator out of copper wire and a simple circuitry unit. Plug into laptop, and write a program to record brain activity through the brain manipulator.

This. We may not have enough skill to actually control it yet, but we can certainly learn.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #281 on: March 27, 2010, 02:11:32 pm »

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Then make a (rat)brain-manipulator out of copper wire and a simple circuitry unit.
This is way, way, way, way, way, way, way too ambitious. We are making extremely stupid toy robots right now. We do not have the capability to make mind-control units. This is not just beyond our ability, this is beyond modern science, and probably quite a bit of future science too.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #282 on: March 27, 2010, 02:12:21 pm »

plus we can make a practice program to simulate a rat for experience.

and this is biology, Brain mapping
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #283 on: March 27, 2010, 02:16:27 pm »

Practice our programming: make a roguelike.

Maybe later we can distribute it on the internet along with mind-control or something. But now let's make a stupid game so we're less stupid programmers.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #284 on: March 27, 2010, 02:18:16 pm »

It's biology and programming combined, I would think. In any case, growing mold and making Lego NXT-level robots does not, in fact, qualify you to be a rodent neurologist.

Sensei, that is a good idea. If it's allowed, we should do it.
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