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Giant Town? What the crap?
« on: March 26, 2010, 02:57:35 pm »

  So, I get a quest to go kill a giant (His name don't matter) in a cave named Birdpits (LMAO on that one), so I reach there, go into the entrance hallway, and get the nice:
"I am blablabla!"
"I shall rip you limb from limb!"

  And then before I get a chance to go forward, another giant introduces itself. I'm all: "What? Must be some kind of wife."
So, the giants advance on me, and I go to battle with them. They are in the same square, and my last adventurer got his throat ripped out by ONE giant, so I want to be careful, but screw it and repeatedly attack them. Some how, even though I was carrying iron weapons instead of steel ones, and there was two giants, I manage to propel one away and it dies. One down, one to go.
  I then finish off the other one, and decide to get the hell out of Birdpits (Still cracks me up), since I already am a bit bruised and have some yellow body parts. But, before I can get away, one of the right southern hallway, out comes ANOTHER Giant. He announces himself, and I'm all: "Alright, I'll try my luck, but this is the LAST one!" And before I can go into battle with that giant, I see TWO MORE giants coming to me from the western hallway, and one more giant coming from the eastern hallway. By this point I'm all: "What the &@#%!" and decide to run away. Before I can go up the ramp, guess what? Another giant traps me in, and I proceed to get gang raped by people possibly 10 times bigger than me.
  What the hell just happened?
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Re: Giant Town? What the crap?
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2010, 03:40:31 pm »

Giants pop up in groups. Odds are, if you're sent to kill a giant, you're going to have to explain to his entire family why you are there.


Titans are the solitary ones. Though I was asked to find a titan in a cave that turned out to be inhabited by giants. Never found the titan though...
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Re: Giant Town? What the crap?
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 03:43:00 pm »

  That clears things up... The Giants probably ate the Titan in your quest.
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Re: Giant Town? What the crap?
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 03:53:18 pm »

The mother was very likely pissed after that.

don't go there ever again.
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Re: Giant Town? What the crap?
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 04:25:48 pm »

The mother was very likely pissed after that.

don't go there ever again.

Cave full of giants? NOT GOING THERE? COWARDS!
*spurs on gallant horse, raising shining sword to the heavens, off to battle courageously against an awesome foe*
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Re: Giant Town? What the crap?
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2010, 01:29:10 am »

The mother was very likely pissed after that.

don't go there ever again.

Cave full of giants? NOT GOING THERE? COWARDS!
*spurs on gallant horse, raising shining sword to the heavens, off to battle courageously against an awesome foe, only to be killed and roasted on a spit*

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Re: Giant Town? What the crap?
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2010, 02:48:55 am »

rofl, Awesome story.
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