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Author Topic: Arena mode appreciation thread: Most one sided battles!  (Read 1537 times)

Lumbajak

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Re: Arena mode appreciation thread: Most one sided battles!
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 09:07:49 pm »

It seems Naked Bronze Colossi take several years to murder each other.

And that fortress in the Southeast corner of the arena map seems quite nice to do a siege simulation, if only you could get the attackers to actually... attack.
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Re: Arena mode appreciation thread: Most one sided battles!
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2010, 09:47:53 pm »

I once spawned a bunch of elves and humans in the little cauldron arena against an iron giant. IG won most of it until I got bored and obsidian capped it.

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Re: Arena mode appreciation thread: Most one sided battles!
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2010, 12:45:07 am »

A row of dragons against a hundred armored bears.

Ended up with a lot of melted bears :<

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Re: Arena mode appreciation thread: Most one sided battles!
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2010, 02:11:18 am »

Magma Men. Fifty of them, in a free-for-all. Underwater.

Steamy.
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Re: Arena mode appreciation thread: Most one sided battles!
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2010, 03:07:38 am »

I'm sorry, i can't hear you guys over the great white sharks in adamantine armor ripping everything apart.

I also like to fill the inside of the pyramid with batmen blowgunners and put a different team of skilled bowwhatevers at the bottom. Pew pew pew.

Ooh, and putting iron men bowmen around the lip of the middle circular place while minotaurs/elves/whatever have a free for all in it.
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Re: Arena mode appreciation thread: Most one sided battles!
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2010, 03:22:09 am »

My recent match in the small enclosed room near the center...

I led a squad of ten goblins, all with iron daggers/bucklers, and Adequate Knife/Shield/Dodge skills.

We defeated... (with no healing/resurrection between rounds)

Round 1) A Grand-Master goblin with the same gear
Round 2) An ice wolf
Round 3) Three Elephants
Round 4) A hydra
Round 5) A dragon
Round 6) Two dragons, at opposite ends of the room.

Six goblins survived. I am the Sun Tzu of Goblin warfare.  ;D
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Re: Arena mode appreciation thread: Most one sided battles!
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2010, 04:45:30 am »


Okay! 50 foxes armored to the teeth with adamantine plate... versus one naked dragon. Let's do this.

*FIGHT*

Result: 41 foxes bled to death, dragon got somehow knocked into the magma with a dented right eye and started drowning. Then it dragged itself back up onto the walkways and hurled the remaining foxes at the far walls, in spectacular diagonal lines of fox blood. One more fox got obliterated by dragon fire. The final survivors? The dragon with a dented eye, and one fox somehow completely unharmed, ending up on the other side of the canal.

Interestingly, said fox was, despite lack of injury, in a pool of fox blood. However, the message when looking said "FPS: 54 have a Fox 48 in a pile of vomit" despite the lack of vomit.
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