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Author Topic: Woah, I just did something amazing..  (Read 18557 times)

Logical2u

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #135 on: April 10, 2010, 06:41:29 pm »

Hopefully we'll be able to form cheeseblocks...

Are you thinkng about building a goat-cheese tower?
I would do that myself if I got the chance.  ;D

The Hot Season has arrived!
A section of the cavern has collapsed! x20
A masterpiece of Urist McUdol, Cheesemaker, has been defaced! x10000
You have struck *Cheesy blood pudding*!
Your fortress has crumbled to its delicious end...

Much like soap was the ultimate tower building material in the previous version, will cheese blocks become the new ultimate building material?
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twwolfe

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #136 on: April 10, 2010, 09:45:24 pm »

No Urist! Don't eat the supports!!
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ISGC

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #137 on: April 10, 2010, 10:55:00 pm »

urist mcmayor: "so, what have you got to offer our fort?"
urist mccheesdorf: "I'm a high master cheese maker."
urist mcmayor: "cheese? oh, right, you'll be a great help.  we've been running low on building supplies."
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Avelon

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #138 on: April 11, 2010, 01:11:04 am »

I'm simply deducing that because people use cows instead of horses, cows must be better.

I couldn't continue reading the thread without stopping to comment here.

That's just stupid.

*goes back to reading.*
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PopeRichardCorey

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #139 on: April 11, 2010, 03:15:12 pm »

"Urist McDairyDwarf cancels make cheese: Handling Dangerous Creature" is my new favorite announcement.
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rdwulfe

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #140 on: April 11, 2010, 04:10:36 pm »

Let's figure out how to milk zombies.

Oh god. Why? I hate my brain. My immediate thought from this was you could skip the cheesemaking process... Because I'm sure whatever came out would already be congealed.
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varkarrus

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #141 on: April 11, 2010, 06:40:01 pm »

Dwarven scientists have lost many a life trying to milk a zombie. The end result was worth it.
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And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

monk12

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #142 on: April 11, 2010, 10:44:42 pm »

I am now MADLY resisting the urge to attach the [MILKABLE] tag to every creature I can think of (and several I can't)

Wolfius

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #143 on: April 11, 2010, 11:47:59 pm »

Is there a use for blood yet? Can you dump it in a pond and make a pool of blood?


Not that I know of, although you can make blood cookable by adding a single tag to the raws.

You do know that slavery in illegal in dwarven society according to the raws right?
Code: [Select]
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISH_CAPITAL]


It's only slavery until the Supreme Court Hammerer rules them non-persons.

Then it's merely animal cruelty with a delicious byproduct.
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Gabeux

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #144 on: April 11, 2010, 11:48:58 pm »

That's really amazing.
Can you throw cheese in a Cow in adventurer mode, so it gets stuck on it's...eye?
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