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Blackburn

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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #75 on: April 03, 2010, 04:48:14 pm »

what about satan, adam, eve, moses, noah, the ark of the covenant, king saul, the bible etc.?
HFS.
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #76 on: April 03, 2010, 04:49:57 pm »

for all them?
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #77 on: April 03, 2010, 04:51:03 pm »

That will require 7 days and 7 nights of arethmitic to explain.
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #78 on: April 03, 2010, 04:52:55 pm »

plus 25 monkeys, cool whip, and the heart of gold from the "hitchhiker's guide" series.
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #79 on: April 03, 2010, 04:54:46 pm »

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« Reply #80 on: April 03, 2010, 04:57:46 pm »

The truly amazing thing for me here is that a 6 page thread can be created of exceedingly high quality, simply because a group of manic depressive, schizophrenic midgets were able to milk a cow.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2010, 05:06:02 pm by Owlbread »
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #81 on: April 03, 2010, 04:58:52 pm »

Because this is the first release in dwarven history that allows cows to be milked.
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #82 on: April 03, 2010, 04:59:11 pm »

The truly amazing thing for me here is that a 6 page thread can be created of exceedingly high quality, simply because a group of manic depressive, schizophrenic midgets were able to milk a cow.
Ah, so I'm not the only one who felt that way.
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« Reply #83 on: April 03, 2010, 05:01:32 pm »

Because this is the first release in dwarven history that allows cows to be milked.

Of course it is, but the situation is rather amusing if you take a step back.
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #84 on: April 03, 2010, 05:06:12 pm »

Obviously, milking is the ultimate profession.

You see, in DF 2010, if a dwarf becomes a Legendary Milker, Armok himself will visit your fort and grant that dwarf amazing power. Said dwarf will become invincible, all-knowing, and will be able to produce milk that, if drank, renders the drinker immortal.

Also, any elf that gets too close to this awesome dwarf will instantly explode in a glorious rain of blood and fire.
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #85 on: April 03, 2010, 05:06:37 pm »

and king saul, the four angels, job, solomon, and david?
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #86 on: April 03, 2010, 05:07:51 pm »

and king saul, the four angels, job, solomon, and david?
Also HFS.

TOADY IS GOD, MILK IS JESUS, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HIDDEN FUN STUFF.
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #87 on: April 03, 2010, 05:09:08 pm »

how is satan also the ark?
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #88 on: April 03, 2010, 05:10:01 pm »

TOADY IS GOD, MILK IS JESUS, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HIDDEN FUN STUFF.

I am so sigging that.
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Re: Woah, I just did something amazing..
« Reply #89 on: April 03, 2010, 05:10:43 pm »

and king saul, the four angels, job, solomon, and david?
Also HFS.

TOADY IS GOD, MILK IS JESUS, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HIDDEN FUN STUFF.

Well, Solomon did have "corrupt intentions".
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