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noah22223

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2011, 11:05:50 pm »

Urist McMayor has been ecstatic lately. Urist McMayor played Bondage recently.
Urist McMayor has enjoyed being beaten recently.
Urist McMayor has 1 romantic interest: Urist McGuardCaptain.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2011, 11:21:56 pm »

Urist McMayor has been ecstatic lately. Urist McMayor played Bondage recently.
Urist McMayor has enjoyed being beaten recently.
Urist McMayor has 1 romantic interest: Urist McGuardCaptain.
Urist McMayor has mandated glass beds.
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noah22223

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2011, 12:01:39 am »

Urist McMayor has ended a mandate.
Urist McMayor has mandated Studded Figurines.
(Guess why.)
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PCpaste

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2011, 01:24:43 am »

The OP was created back in 2007... I sense some necromancers among us...
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Angel Of Death

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2011, 01:41:17 am »

The OP was created back in 2007... I sense some necromancers among us...
I'm no necromancer!

*hides dark books and several rat corpses behind back*
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Iapetus

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2011, 12:02:31 pm »

I had a dwarf who went from content (I think) to extatic when he was jailed, because the cell was so well furnished (*gold chain*, bed, table, chair, and engraved floor).
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scout890

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2011, 01:27:29 pm »

You can't necro yet, 0.31.26 isn't released yet!
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2011, 10:00:09 pm »

Mrrrrr.... URRRRR.... Thread needs braaaainns!

« Last Necro: Today at 12:03:31 by Iapetus »

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