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willfarb

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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2010, 06:12:20 pm »
Quote from: Raphite1 on April 04, 2010, 04:21:17 pm
Cow milk and cow blood can be stored in the same barrel!

That's the staple food of the Massai tribes of Kenya.
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2010, 06:16:59 pm »
I'm sorry, it's out of my hands.

"So now you can get renewable food from animals? I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth!"
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2010, 06:19:32 pm »
This reminds me of that now locked thread a guy posted who was angry that Toady was prioritizing all sorts of important things over being able to milk cows. I guess he's happy now.  :D
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2010, 06:21:08 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on April 04, 2010, 06:16:59 pm
I'm sorry, it's out of my hands.

"So now you can get renewable food from animals? I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth!"

That was bad and you should feel bad.  :P
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2010, 06:21:31 pm »
Quote from: carebear on April 04, 2010, 06:19:32 pm
This reminds me of that now locked thread a guy posted who was angry that Toady was prioritizing all sorts of important things over being able to milk cows. I guess he's happy now.  :D
From what I saw, that man is never going to be happy.

Also didn't it turn out to be a troll?
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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2010, 06:21:59 pm »
Quote from: forsaken1111 on April 04, 2010, 06:07:56 pm
Quote from: dreiche2 on April 04, 2010, 05:56:33 pm
is it ... uh... a female cow?
All cows are female. Males are called Bulls.
was gonna say something gross about this, and the ability to milk both but someone ninjaed me and I thought different.
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2010, 06:23:54 pm »
Yeah, my fortress imports llama cheese.
Life is good.
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2010, 07:00:09 pm »
I'm thinking you might be able to milk warthogs too.
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2010, 07:29:35 pm »
Duuuuhm... hoooow?


Warthogs have these little dinky nipples, nothing to grab hold of! D:
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« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2010, 07:41:44 pm »
Someone needs to make milkable elves, POSTHASTE!
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2010, 09:12:04 pm »
Quote from: kilakan on April 04, 2010, 06:21:59 pm
Quote from: forsaken1111 on April 04, 2010, 06:07:56 pm
Quote from: dreiche2 on April 04, 2010, 05:56:33 pm
is it ... uh... a female cow?
All cows are female. Males are called Bulls.
was gonna say something gross about this, and the ability to milk both but someone ninjaed me and I thought different.

In UnReal World, one was once able to milk bulls.
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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2010, 09:20:47 pm »
Quote from: Hurion on April 04, 2010, 07:41:44 pm
Someone needs to make milkable elves, POSTHASTE!
Just stick this in the female caste definition. Or the male caste definition, I won't judge.

Code: [Select]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:MILK:MILK_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen elf milk]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen elf milk]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:elf milk]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:elf milk]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling elf milk]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling elf milk]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[MILKABLE:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:MILK:20000]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:CHEESE:CREATURE_CHEESE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:SOLID:elf cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID:elf cheese]
[STATE_NAME:SOLID_POWDER:elf cheese powder]
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID_POWDER:elf cheese powder]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:melted elf cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:melted elf cheese]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling elf cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling elf cheese]
[PREFIX:NONE]
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2010, 09:30:46 pm »
The real challenge now is milking bronze colossi....

If you can do it, then why not?
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Re: Cows are milkable!
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2010, 09:53:26 pm »
Would you get molten bronze?
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kilakan

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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2010, 10:22:15 pm »
Quote from: Astramancer on April 04, 2010, 09:53:26 pm
Would you get molten bronze?
no you get beer, that's what they are powered on atm, they were made by the dwarves great ancestors.
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