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[Mikko]

Take a sip from the cup of coffee while doing those things mentioned above!

[webadict]

Take a sip from the cup of coffee while doing those things mentioned above!

You take a sip from your Cup of Coffee. You feel more awake!

DESTRUCTION DERBY WITH THE OTHER CARS!

You drive your car and ram into another car. The air bag goes off and shards of glass embed themselves in your skin. Your Cup of Coffee spills all over your Work Attire! You are Hurt. Your Car is barely functional. You'd describe the state of the car, but your Mechanic Skill is nonexistent!

Object Removed: Cup of Coffee
New Object Added: Empty Cup
Outfit Changed: Ruined Work Attire
Status Changed: Hurt

The demolition derby was not nearly as fun as you hoped.

Drive to a hospital. You have amnesia.

As much as you need to go to the Hospital, you do not have that location in your Available Locations!

You get out of your Car.

What do you do?

[Mikko]

Wear the empty cup as your hat.

[NUKE9.13]

Try to remember where there is a hospital.

[Ultimuh]

Slip in and out between different realities.

[mainiac]

Double check gender.  Get back in car, drive it somewhere discrete and hide it there.  Go to department store, buy new clothes, hurry back to work.

[NUKE9.13]

Double check gender.  Get back in car, drive it somewhere discrete and hide it there.  Go to department store, buy new clothes, hurry back to work.

Fool; we do not have the Department Store location!

[Phantom]

Screw being nonsensical, I'm being serious.

Crawl away from wreckage, realizing you don't have a phone, call for help.

Slip in and out between different realities.

I... I don't there being a Pyramid Head or bringing our daughter (Who's name was Cheryl) in our car...

[Ultimuh]

We are alredy out of the car, but still do as sugested by the poster above.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Go inside.
> Clock in (if necessary)
> Start computer and open Outlook and probably Excel, you goober.
> Process one of yesterday's TPS reports. Remember the cover sheet!

[webadict]

Wear the empty cup as your hat.

Congratulations. You now have an Empty Cup on your head. You take it off because it looks silly.

Try to remember where there is a hospital.

You can't remember. Somebody would need to tell you where the Hospital is!

Slip in and out between different realities.

You don't believe you were ever able to slip in and out of realities before. You decide that that is a stupid idea.

Double check gender.  Get back in car, drive it somewhere discrete and hide it there.  Go to department store, buy new clothes, hurry back to work.

You double check your sex. You have the biological aspects of a male. You are indeed male.

You get in your car and try to move it somewhere else. It seems your Car has become nonfunctional and can no longer be moved. Besides, you're afraid you might get another stupid idea while in the car.

You do not have the Department Store in your Available Locations!

Screw being nonsensical, I'm being serious.

Crawl away from wreckage, realizing you don't have a phone, call for help.

Slip in and out between different realities.

I... I don't there being a Pyramid Head or bringing our daughter (Who's name was Cheryl) in our car...

You stop being nonsensical!

New Frame of Mind: Serious

You indeed to not have a Cell Phone. The nearest phone is inside your Work. However, you don't know any Phone Numbers! You start yelling for help anyway.

> Go inside.
> Clock in (if necessary)
> Start computer and open Outlook and probably Excel, you goober.
> Process one of yesterday's TPS reports. Remember the cover sheet!

You enter your Work. You clock in with your Time Card. You start Lookout and XL, in hopes of doing work. Fortunately, you don't have any TPS reports.

Someone enters the office. It is Steve, your coworker. He is shouting, "OH MY GOD! SOMEONE SMASHED INTO A CAR OUTSIDE!"

Seems Steve saw the remains of your demolition derby gone wrong.

What do you do?

[Phantom]

"Oh hey Steve, yeah, um, can you call 911 for me? I was in that crash."

Collapse.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

^ That, and weakly explain that some crazy suburban kids were racing through in their juiced-up Korean cars and you had to swerve to avoid them! They didn't even try to brake or anything!

(This gets us completely off the hook and maybe also screws over some random wannabe gangsters. We don't need to lie about paint scrape colors, car models, license plates, or tire marks)

[Karnewarrior]

wet self

[Phantom]

wet self

Veto.