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[webadict]

"Oh hey Steve, yeah, um, can you call 911 for me? I was in that crash."

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"... You smashed into that car? Do you need to go to the Hospital or something? I can call 991 for you if you want!" He begins to dial into the Office Phone.

New Location Added: Hospital
New Phone Number Learned: 991

^ That, and weakly explain that some crazy suburban kids were racing through in their juiced-up Korean cars and you had to swerve to avoid them! They didn't even try to brake or anything!

(This gets us completely off the hook and maybe also screws over some random wannabe gangsters. We don't need to lie about paint scrape colors, car models, license plates, or tire marks)

You make up a story about Korean supped-up cars, drag-racing teenagers, and a car named Thunder FitzKing. It's so crazy that your lie has to work!

Steve talks to the operator and asks for a squad car and possibly an ambulance. He asks if you are fine, looks at you, and then reconsiders. He tells them an ambulance isn't necessary and that he can take you.

wet self

You cannot wet yourself, since you are Serious.

What do you do?

[Ultimuh]

Give your boss a piece of your mind. He have been cutting your salary down for the past three years.

[Phantom]

Ask boss to cut paycheck. Again.

[mainiac]

Apologize for being incoherent due to blood loss.

[webadict]

Give your boss a piece of your mind. He have been cutting your salary down for the past three years.

You attempt to give your boss a piece of your mind, but Steve stops you. He tells you that you smashed into your Boss's Car, and talking to him in your clearly delirious state may result in your untimely demise.

Ask boss to cut paycheck. Again.

Steve decides that you're leaving to go to the Hospital right now. He finishes up his 991 call and then leads you to his car.

Apologize for being incoherent due to blood loss.

You apologize to Steve. He's been such a good friend and all this blood loss has just been so tough on you. He accepts and drives you to the Hospital.

You arrive at the Hospital.

Location Changed: Hospital

What do you do?

[Ultimuh]

Leave a trail of blood and vomit to the reception desk.

[Phantom]

Leave a trail of blood and vomit to the reception desk.

Nein.

Ask to see doctor due to the glass wounds. That or if they could just give some antibacterial spray and a few bandage wraps and you could be merrily on your way.

[NUKE9.13]

You have amnesia and schizophrenia.
Inform the staff of your condition.

[Tarran]

Walk up to the counter and say: "Well, Doc, I'm bleeding, I've got amnesia, I'm partly insane, and my boss drove me here I smashed into my boss's car. So could you stop staring at me and help?!"

[Phantom]

Walk up to the counter and say: "Well, Doc, I'm bleeding, I've got amnesia, I'm partly insane, and my boss drove me here. So could you stop starring at me and help?!"

First, it was our Coworker. Second, Stars? Third, the players are simply elements not meant to be seen as thought or insanity.

[Tarran]

Walk up to the counter and say: "Well, Doc, I'm bleeding, I've got amnesia, I'm partly insane, and my boss drove me here. So could you stop starring at me and help?!"

First, it was our Coworker. Second, Stars? Third, the players are simply elements not meant to be seen as thought or insanity.

First: ah... Second: I hate words that are one word different. (starring and staring) Third: what we are doing is slightly insane, and we are making our character do slightly insane things, so yeah.

[Flintus10]

Make sure to get the best magazine while you wait in reception.

[Mikko]

Smile at the little kid in the waiting room.

[webadict]

Leave a trail of blood and vomit to the reception desk.

You're not bleeding nearly enough to do such a thing, nor do you feel the need to vomit.

Walk up to the counter and say: "Well, Doc, I'm bleeding, I've got amnesia, I'm partly insane, and my boss drove me here I smashed into my boss's car. So could you stop staring at me and help?!"

Steve thinks you might be fine from here, so he gives you Steve's Number and leaves.

New Phone Number Learned: Steve's Number

You walk up to the counter and talk to the receptionist. She looks at you and says, "Geez!"

You talk to the receptionist and tell her about your amnesia, insanity, and your glass sticking out of your skin.

Leave a trail of blood and vomit to the reception desk.

Nein.

Ask to see doctor due to the glass wounds. That or if they could just give some antibacterial spray and a few bandage wraps and you could be merrily on your way.

You ask for some bandages, so you can be on your way. She tells you to have a seat. Seems you lost that one.

Make sure to get the best magazine while you wait in reception.

You grab the best magazine you can find: Highlights for Adults. You spend the time finding objects hidden in pictures, coloring, and reading stories about nothing.

Smile at the little kid in the waiting room.

You see a little kid. You smile at him. He starts crying.

The Doctor enters the waiting room, looks at you, and says, "Geez!" You take that as a sign that it's your turn.

What do you do?

[NUKE9.13]

Explain that you are suffering from sever amnesia; you cannot remember anything until someone else tells you about it. Also insanity, which made you crash your car.