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NRN_R_Sumo1

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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2010, 05:51:56 pm »

A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.
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A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.

Kilika

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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2010, 06:16:05 pm »

A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.
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A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2010, 06:27:59 pm »

Isn't liver failure inevitable anyway? Or do Dwarven livers process alcohol better that humans?

In the RAWs, a dwarf's liver is proportionally larger than a human's.
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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2010, 06:58:33 pm »

Everyone knows dwarven livers fail due to alcohol deficiency.
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Hydrodynamics Education - read this before being confused about fluid behaviors

The wiki is notoriously inaccurate on subjects at the cutting edge, frequently reflecting passing memes, folklore, or the word on the street instead of true dwarven science.

Vertigon

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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2010, 09:40:47 pm »

-blank slate-
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Megaman

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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2010, 09:45:02 pm »

Which is why if they drink water their private parts shrink until they slowly shrivel away. Jesus thats scary.
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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2010, 04:10:04 pm »

A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.
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and D) involve Clippy, the helpful paperclip, to tell you what to do.
It looks like you are trying to commit elven genocide! What would you like to do?

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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2010, 04:52:42 pm »

Everyone knows dwarven livers fail due to alcohol deficiency.
Alternatively, if the dwarf doesn't drink enough alcohol, their liver does nothing except schedule meetings with their brain to complain about the lack of work.
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That would be as deadly to the wielder as to anyone else!  You'd sever your own arm at the first swing!  It's perfect!

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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2010, 05:02:36 pm »

A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.
I feel bad for jumping on the bandwagon, but this is so very, very true. Sig'd.
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I still think that the whole fortress should be flooded with magma the moment you try dividing by zero.
This could be a handy way of teaching preschool children mathematics.

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Re: Lightly Dusted
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2010, 06:26:56 pm »

Which is why if they drink water their private parts shrink until they slowly shrivel away. Jesus thats scary.
Mmm, dwarven testicular atrophy. What a lovely thought ::)
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