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Author Topic: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me  (Read 24064 times)

Pathos

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My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« on: April 13, 2010, 09:57:12 pm »

My girlfriend is stalking me on the internet, reading my emails, following my forum posts and generally being a creepy cow about it.

And I love her. ;D

( Now she's distracted, how do I get her to stop it without her killing my dog? )
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Bandages

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 10:02:26 pm »

Eugh. Keep it in the bedroom mate.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 10:03:56 pm »

Yes, I suppose being attached to your wrist would mean your girlfriend is always following you around.

And then Pathos was utterly destroyed.
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Pathos

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 10:06:37 pm »

Eugh. Keep it in the bedroom mate.

*puts on his rictus grin*

SHe is truly lovELy. A Perfect woman.

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Yes, I suppose being attached to your wrist would mean your girlfriend is always following you around.

And then Pathos was utterly destroyed.

Touché. In reality, it's sort've like Resident Evil Code Veronica. I dress up as my twin sister who became an ant-zombie-thing and have discussions with myself.
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Master Catfish

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 10:10:12 pm »

( Now she's distracted, how do I get her to stop it without her killing my dog? )

She can't kill your dog if you do it first.  You can also password your computer so only you can use it...
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 11:15:20 am »

Dont keep the computer in the kitchen.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 11:36:52 am »

So is she reading this?  Does she know about your affair last week?
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2010, 03:14:38 pm »

Hey man, you just let that slip....

He's just kiddin' missus, just kiddin'


I recommend a password. Helps. A lot.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2010, 05:43:44 pm »

You man ho! I thought you said you had something special with all 32 of those... 'professional dancers' we hired last week?
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2010, 06:17:59 pm »

You man ho! I thought you said you had something special with all 32 of those... 'professional dancers' we hired last week?

These claims are quite inaccurate. I was the one with the "special connections." How do you think they got there?
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2010, 07:00:24 pm »

My bad homeslice. We still cool for that... 'sugar cereal' delivery this weekend?
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2010, 09:08:54 pm »

You need to go all Winston Smith on her.
Or something.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2010, 08:41:07 am »

If she's really doing that, she's everything but perfect. In fact, in my book disrespect for privacy is a prime reason for dumping someone. If I caught anyone reading my texts etc without my permission, any relations between me and that person (be it a girlfriend, a friend or a relative) would be over.
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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2010, 06:19:29 pm »

Maybe a blunt question, but does she have any reason to not trust you?
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Pathos

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2010, 07:09:59 am »

Yes, I'm sort of a serial cheater.
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