Round 4:New Rule Discovered!
The GM won't post new turns on the weekends, because he's lazy.New Rule Discovered!
You will have to live with this.((Suddenly you people roll awesomely. Awesome.
Well, some of you.))
Vlynndar:
Repair Damaged ArmamentResult: 5
Your poor, poor Very Real Weapon! How could it have been hurt so? You Summon Inner Powers and Repair Your Weapon.
Tumbleweed Gun Physical Heal Roll: 5
Tumbleweed Gun Physical Health 6/6. There! It's As Good As New. You find the Simple Work Very Soothing.
Mental Heal Roll: 6
Mental Health 6/6. Y'know, life really isn't that bad, even if you're cripplingly disabled. Maybe you should call Your Mother some day, y'know, Get To Know Each Other Again After Years Of Estrangement.
New Rule Discovered!
Successes Will Heal MentallyRAM:
Build Impractical Ancient DeviceResult: 1
Impractical? Impractical? This device is Very Practical Indeed! You Rage At Unseen Forces, Which Retaliate.
Physical Damage Roll: 5
Physical Health 0/6. You Perish.
Achievement Unlocked!
Don't complain about the rulesDie from forces beyond the fourth wall
Tarran:
Lunatic ActionResult: 6
You discard all silly thoughts about Being Silly. As you Realize Your Inner Peace, you feel yourself Rejuvenated.
Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6.
Sub-Rule Discovered!
A 6 in a lunatic roll will fully regenerate both physical and mental health.Doomshifter:
Become Insane Over Meme DeprivationResult: 4
Caaats... Looolcaaatss...
Why are there no cats?
Why is the Internet gone?
You succeed in going insane.
Mental Damage Roll: 5
Mental Healh -2/6. Hail Communism! Protect The Moon!
You have Switched Sides. You May Pick A Target Next Turn And Act Normally. This Switch Is Reversible.
Kinseti:
Observe Surrounds That Were Observed AlreadyResult: 5
You notice Nothing New- waaaaiiit. There's some sort of Flicker Moving Around.
You may now attack The Unseen Beast.
Kagus:
Lunatic ActionResult: 3
You Chew On The Corpse Of Acanthus117. It Tastes Like Porcupine.
Events in
The Waiting Room:Frelock II:
Give Psychotherapy: ParanaturalResult: 3
You try to give Paranatural psychotherapy, but... continued in Paranatural's action.
Paranatural:
Accept Psychoterapy: Frelock IIResult: 6
You Open Your Heart to Frelock II. All your dreams, hopes, what you love, what you can hate. As you Continue, Frelock II Is Moved, And He Also Tells About Himself. The two of you find You Had More Things In Common Than You Had Thought, and that maybe, just maybe...
In the Forgiving Abyss Of The Waiting Room, the two of you Become One.
Lover gained! Frelock II
Frelock II gained a lover! Paranatural
Mental Health Restored! Mental Health 6/6.
Achievement Unlocked!
"First Love"Become the first one to love. Aww.
Achievement Unlocked!
"Hot Coffee"I... I won't go into details here.
Errol:
Shove Like MadmanResult: 4
You Shove People Around. They find it Unenjoyable. Please do not Be So Rude.
Flagrarus:
Locate Device Of HurtResult: 5
You find A Gun, And Pick It Up. Uh... good for you, I guess. You get some bullets, too.
Jetsquirrel:
Improve Mental AbilitiesResult: 1
Mental? You don't want to be mental! That's what insane people are! You must Purge Any Mental Things From Yourself, and as we all know, Pain Is Weakness Leaving The Body.
Physical Damage Roll: 5
Mental Damage Roll: 5
Physical Health 1/6. Mental Health 1/6. You drop to the ground, immediately regretting your decision to Hurt Yourself As Much As Possible. How about not failing next time, poindexter?
Yeah, yeah, I'll update the main post. Get off my case, buds.
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