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Author Topic: RtDtM-Roll to Destroy the Moon["Sanity is illegal"]["Wait, I got a topic slot?"]  (Read 43477 times)

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2010, 01:16:26 am »

Round 3:

((Okay, what's up with the rolls here? Everybody's just failing, and I can't demonstrate one of the rules that's technically been in play since the start.))

RAM: Utilize Sunglasses To Establish Dominance
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Acanthus117: Lunatic Action
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New Rule Discovered! Only The First Action Of A Lunatic Is GM- Determined, Other Will Be Determined By Dice Roll
Sub-Rule Discovered! A 3 In A Lunatic Action Produces No Discernible Result

Kinseti: Lunatic Action
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Sub-Rule Discovered! A 5 In A Lunatic Roll Will Heal Both Physically And Mentally

Tarran: Produce Weapon
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New Rule Discovered! Seriously, only one action per turn, people.

Vlynndar: Attack Invisible Beast
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Achievement Unlocked! "The Edge"
Get both stats to 1

Kagus: Arrive
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New Rule Discovered! Combat Rolls Will Be Determined By Physical Health. A Failed Dodge Will Result In Taking Damage

Achievement Unlocked! "Not Very Friendly"
Kill another operative

Achievement Unlocked! "Instakill"
Kill an enemy in one turn

Achievement Unlocked! "Too Fast, Too Furious"
Kill an enemy on the turn of your arrival

Reward Earned! List Of Discovered Rules And Sub-Rules

Events in The Waiting Room:
Doomshifter: Lunatic Action
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Sub-Rule Discovered! A 4 In A Lunatic Roll Will Heal Mentally

Paranatural: Chillax
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Dragnar: No Action
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Frelock II: No Action
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Main post update incoming, don't worry. Also, yeah, I notice I shouldn't have given Doomshifter a lunatic roll, but tbh, who cares?
« Last Edit: April 16, 2010, 10:47:02 am by Dwarfaholic »
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2010, 02:00:58 am »

Yay! I died!

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2010, 02:04:40 am »

Yay! I died!

 :o

Whoopsies.  Guess I forgot to brush my teeth before taking off to rock the Commies.


I find it very interesting that we're all turning into full-fledged lunatics when we're supposed to be destroying a moon base.

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2010, 02:42:42 am »

I'm sure once we figure out the rules of this place, we'll be a lot better off.

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2010, 03:01:04 am »

...My mental and physical health are both 1/6. This is dangerous. Living on the edge.

Repair the tumbleweed gun. It's soothing.

(Also, it's fun to read the turns either as a narrator of a documentary of nature, or the narrator of POWERTHIRST.)
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2010, 04:22:22 am »

Shouldn't there be some sort of achievement for reducing both your health stats to 1 at once?

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2010, 05:31:45 am »

Shouldn't there be some sort of achievement for reducing both your health stats to 1 at once?

Ooh yes, I agree :P
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Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2010, 05:46:43 am »

(This needs a second post)

Vlynndar: Attack Invisible Beast

Result: 1
Apparently Closing Your Eyes Does Not Make You See Better. Just The Opposite. You Bang Your Nose on the Surprisingly Durable Tumbleweed Gun.

Physical Damage Roll: 5
Tumbleweed Gun Physical Damage Roll: 2

Physical Health 1/6. Tumbleweed Gun Physical Health 4/6. Ow! That Was Your Favourite Nose! Anger and humiliation accompany you as You Drop To The Ground, In Pain.

Mental Damage Roll: 3
Mental Health 1/6. Maybe You Should Create An RtD Game. Those Are Always Popular.

Okay.
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2010, 08:23:53 am »

I'm sure once we figure out the rules of this place, we'll be a lot better off.

Talk to Paranatural about his problems, and attempt to sooth his troubled mental state

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2010, 09:21:33 am »

Hmm, not sure what to do now.

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2010, 10:16:46 am »

Go insane from lolcat deprivation. Believe that the moon is made out of cheese and attempt to devour it.

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2010, 12:13:48 pm »

Join waiting list and shove like a maniac.
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2010, 12:14:04 pm »

I think I'll get in on this one- doesn't look like a long wait :)

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2010, 12:57:30 pm »

I think I'll join the waiting room as well  :D

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2010, 01:57:06 pm »

il join 2

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