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[Zyzarda]

You are Chuck Green,The person you play as in Dead Rising 2,which is also an ex-motocross racer.

SKILL LEVEL UP!

Cars 1
Motorcycles 4
Repair 1
Cooking 1
Hand to Hand 1
Knives 1
Eating 1 (Yes,eating)
Drinking 1
Running 1
Guns 1
Big Guns 1
Alien Guns 1
Animal Tamer 1
TV Watcher 99
Orange Murderer 4
and more.....

Anyway the end of the world is coming and the radiation will make zombies.PEOPLE WILL DIE!?!?!? PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!
Okay.
You gotta survive.Build a communicator.
Own some zombies.
Buy cheap hookers.
And anything else you wanna do.
But the main thing is to get to a boat or a plane or some alien space ship.I don't know.

LETS GOA!

[Zyzarda]

You wake up.Remembering you have to go to work early today,you hurry up,put on your clothes,grab some coffee,and get in your car.

What to do now? Be creative.You can say the most retarded things.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Drive to work, smash into Da Boss's car.

[Zyzarda]

> Drive to work, smash into Da Boss's car.

I start the car and slam into my bosses car.

What should I do now?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Watch TV while Eating and Drinking

[Zyzarda]

> Watch TV while Eating and Drinking

I walk into the lounge,and try to buy some chips from the machine.I seem to have no money.

[Tacoon]

use your bosses ear wax to make a counterfeit dollar, and buy some lemon drank.

[Zyzarda]

use your bosses ear wax to make a counterfeit dollar, and buy some lemon drank.

Upon trying to get earwax from his ear,he slaps me and fires me.

Now what?

[Tacoon]

slap him back

[Zyzarda]

slap him back

I slap him back and he punches me.

[Tacoon]

your a MAN. dont take that!

whip his ASS!

[Zyzarda]

your a MAN. dont take that!

whip his ASS!

I grab a nearby stapler and start smacking him across the face with it.He drops,and slams his head against his desk.A pool of blood forms around him,GTA4 style.Glowing green cash floats around him.

[Tacoon]

pick up the cash and buy that snack youve been craving the whole time

[Zyzarda]

pick up the cash and buy that snack youve been craving the whole time

I pick up the cash,and was about to put the money in the machine whenever an earthquake strikes and the ground starts shaking.The machine falls over and the glass is broken.I pick up my chips and lemon drank.

STATUS CHANGE

State:Dizzy
Hunger:Good
Thirst:Good
Bladder:Good
Urge to Kill:Great.

[Cheddarius]

Run into safe spot, under table or something