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[Cheddarius]

Frig!
Bind up your back.

[Criptfeind]

Get over it.

BY GROWING GIANT BACK SPINES!

[Zyzarda]

You attempt to grow spines but all you manage to do is grow a little bit more insane.

[Cheddarius]

Eat a little bit more insane for nourishment

[Zyzarda]

By trying to eat my insanity I just grow a even more insane.

LVL UP!

You can now do completely unreasonable stuff!

[dwarfguy2]

go back to adventure of awesomeness.

[Zyzarda]

Im not sure what that is.

[Cheddarius]

Get surgeon-like powers and really long arms and eyestalks and fix up your back yourself.

[Criptfeind]

And back spines.

[Zyzarda]

IGNORE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF WITH THE BACK SPINES,LETS START OVER WHEN WE LEFT THE BUILDING.
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CLEAR!! *Bzzt*...I think hes coming to!REVIVE DAMN YOU REVIVE!

[Zyzarda]

DAMNIT!!!WE ARE LOOSING HIM!!!!
CLEAR!
*Bzzt*

DOCTOR,WE NEED A PERSON TO POST ON HIM,OR HE WILL DIE!!

OH THE HUGE MANATEE (humanity.Noobs.)

[Cheddarius]

Yeah,you gotta go outside.The building is f ing falling for christs sake.

You walk outside and see buildings collapsing and blocking one of your paths.

You can go inside the building you were just in.
Go Left
Go Right
Go in the sewer
Or do whatever you want.

Go in the sewer.

[Hugehead]

Become huge manatee!

[Zyzarda]

Yeah,you gotta go outside.The building is f ing falling for christs sake.

You walk outside and see buildings collapsing and blocking one of your paths.

You can go inside the building you were just in.
Go Left
Go Right
Go in the sewer
Or do whatever you want.

Go in the sewer.

I attempt to go in the sewer and...Partial Success. I rush to the manhole but on the way down I bump my head.

STATUS
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State:Normal
Hunger:Good
Thirst:Good
Bladder:Okay

Head internal bleeding-Moderately bleeding.

BLOOD:   14950/15000
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In the sewer,the path to the left of you has collapsed.The right path is clear.There is a metal pole with a jagged edge on one end.

[Cheddarius]

Agh. How do we keep managing to injure ourselves doing such mundane things?
Take pole as weapon. Go right.