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[Zyzarda]

Why are you making this so linear its not fun if we cant do stuff.
>Stab self with sharp pole

I attempt to stab myself with the pole and...Success!I stab myself through the stomach and fall to the ground in pain.It seems to have pierced my heart.Everything is slowly fading to black.I need to do something,and fast.


STATUS
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State:Normal
Hunger:Good
Thirst:Good
Bladder:Okay

Head internal bleeding-Slightly bleeding.
Chest bleeding-Horrifically bleeding.
BLOOD:   14900/15000
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INVENTORY
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Sharp Pole
Jeans
White T-Shirt
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WE STILL HAVE MAGIC.

[Hugehead]

Use magic to heal chest wound!

[Zyzarda]

I attempt to use magic...(FINGERS CROSSES) and...Success! I manage to heal the wound and get some blood back!

IM FUCKIN MERLIN,BIATCH!

The woman seems to be in BIG trouble.She is about to faint and the zombie is still on her.A guy trips and hits his crotch on a fire hydrant.Ouch.The ground slowly starts to shake.

LVL UP!
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Magic-2
STATUS
_____________
State:Normal
Hunger:Good
Thirst:Good
Bladder:Okay

BLOOD:   14950/15000
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INVENTORY
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Sharp Pole
Jeans
White T-Shirt
Nail
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[nbonaparte]

Hit the zombie in the head with the back of the pole. Crush its face in!

[Zyzarda]

I grab the pole by the sharp end and get some zombie blood on my hands (-1 for next roll).

I run towards the zombie,and attempting to smash in the back of its head and....Critical Success! I smash in the back of the zombies head and splatter parts of its skull against the nearby building.Turning towards the girl,The zombie,still alive,attempts to grab my ankle and....Critical fail!I stop on its fingers,smashing them on the pavement.

Apparently the battle isnt done.

[Cheddarius]

STAB MOAR

[Hugehead]

And cast a spell on the pole!

[Zyzarda]

And cast a spell on the pole!

WUT SPELL?

[Zyzarda]

STAB MOAR

I attempt to stab it and..Major Fail!I stab the pavement,breaking the tip of the pole.Its no longer sharp.More...bludgeoning.

LET ME DO ET.

I attempt to kick the zombie and...Major Fail! I stub my toe on the pavement.

I guess we all suck.