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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 56722 times)

Rastaan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #165 on: June 14, 2010, 04:50:32 am »
Quote from: Flaede on June 11, 2010, 10:48:17 pm
At first, the rap seemed awesome, but then I noticed:

Quote from: AngleWyrm on June 11, 2010, 10:43:47 pm
They call me McFly
Ridin' high on admantite
Goblin suckas die
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Ridin' high on admantite
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admantite
Quote
admantite

AARGLEBlargh!

Last I checked, Adamantine had more than two a's.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2010, 05:20:06 am by Rastaan »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #166 on: June 14, 2010, 05:14:29 am »
Elk birds are docile,
Rampaging through my fortress
Passively maiming.

Fuck I hate elk birds.
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Rastaan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #167 on: June 14, 2010, 06:07:26 am »
Troglodyte spamming.
Group of ten; Cavern kitten,
Can not be found here.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #168 on: June 14, 2010, 09:41:35 am »
The Forgotten Beast
Kun Asmolsarek has come!
A great butterfly.

It has a spiral
shell, and it is ravening.
Beware its vile dust!

At least it isn't a giant elk-bird. I think I'm developing a phobia...

Tonight I will dream of nightmarish caverns filled with the haunting cries of strangely malproportioned birds with antlers.

Dream, and tremble.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #169 on: June 16, 2010, 05:57:39 am »
Urist is an axedwarf
He thinks he should kill kobolds
Magma is his doom.

Winter has arrived
Now it is time for Dwarfmas
Granite toys for kids

Spring is finally here
Time to plant the strawberries
Rain will melt us all

Summer brings goblins
Ambushes and sieges too
Lots of iron ore

Autumn for harvest
Of bones and field-crops alike
Biscuits and totems.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #170 on: June 16, 2010, 07:23:55 am »
People are dying.
Brewer interrupts his task:
Skeletal goats come!
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I am Leo

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #171 on: June 16, 2010, 09:40:37 am »
Hello immigrant,
in my fort 'charcoal burner'
means that you haul stone.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #172 on: June 16, 2010, 08:31:50 pm »
Urist mc noble
Wants bed of adamantite
Release the magma

Magma magma kill
Kill the elves with magma now
The answer to all.[this one sucks]

« Last Edit: June 16, 2010, 08:48:40 pm by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Flaede

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #173 on: June 16, 2010, 10:17:12 pm »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on June 16, 2010, 08:31:50 pm
Magma magma kill
Kill the elves with magma now
The answer to all.[this one sucks]

How about:

Magma magma kill!
The answer to all problems:
dump magma on it.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #174 on: June 17, 2010, 05:54:19 pm »
Quote from: Flaede on June 11, 2010, 10:48:17 pm
At first, the rap seemed awesome, but then I noticed:

Quote from: AngleWyrm on June 11, 2010, 10:43:47 pm
They call me McFly
Ridin' high on admantite
Goblin suckas die
Quote
Ridin' high on admantite
Quote
admantite
Quote
admantite

AARGLEBlargh!

heh. "tit"
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #175 on: June 17, 2010, 06:15:12 pm »
First day of summer
so bright under the high sun
gallons of vomit
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #176 on: June 17, 2010, 07:38:00 pm »
Hammers echoing
Shining steel weapons are born
Sorrow they shall sow
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #177 on: June 18, 2010, 04:24:50 am »
Quickly starting work
Spring flies by too fast for me
No migrants in sight

Farming, brewing, yes
These things are all in order
It's all still a mess

Trading with the elves?
This season brought things much worse:
A tantrum spiral

Six stupid kobolds
How can six beat my seven?
That was a fast spring

Traps and weapons fail
So does the "attend meeting"
Now they're all insane

Something drastic done
A maneuver new to me
"Abandon Fortress"

(The tale of my last fortress, built and lost within a day, one year of game-time.)
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Quote from: Osmosis Jones on April 22, 2010, 05:31:09 am
With apostrophes,
Rastaan angers PhoenicIan.
To my amusement.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #178 on: June 18, 2010, 09:48:13 am »
Picks clang, echoing above.
Quiet stone sleeps; empty cistern.
Sodden thumps, blood seeps.

.........................................

Consider kittens.
Playful, joyous, and needy.
Yum! Meat and leather.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2010, 11:58:11 am by flatlander »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #179 on: June 18, 2010, 11:41:40 am »
Screaming in the kitchen
Brewer sobbing on the ground
No plump helmets left
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