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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 56517 times)

Mishy

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2010, 07:27:25 pm »
I think i have done it,
i am a god amongst men.
A fortress that works.

And my two favorite:
Quote from: Hellfish on April 18, 2010, 08:53:55 am
What,are you stupid?
I can't empty the bucket here.
Need a second floor.
Quote from: Silleh Boy on April 18, 2010, 02:53:36 pm
Collosal bronze man
With titanic strides he comes
Dwarves he will harvest
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Faden

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2010, 07:33:47 pm »
Baby; my armor!
You worked so well at first;
Ne'er again seek babe.
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Retro

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2010, 07:43:33 pm »
Quote from: Faden on April 18, 2010, 07:33:47 pm
Baby; my armor!
You worked so well at first;
Ne'er again seek babe.

Oh man this is awesome. Though 'worked' is kind of one mouthful for me so it plays out like 5/6/5 kind of.
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Indricotherium

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2010, 11:17:02 pm »
Sunlight dappling
Across wolf scattered clothing
Giant Eagle soars

Wood burning today!
Furance Operator waits
Farming's not his thing
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:20:18 pm by Indricotherium »
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Quote from: ArKFallen on April 20, 2011, 04:29:54 pm
That is a wasteful idea that recklessly endangers life. I applaud your genius!
Quote from: Shinotsa on November 02, 2011, 01:52:12 pm
There are as many ways to play the game as there are socks on a battlefield.

warwizard

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2010, 11:51:39 pm »
A farm filled with wheat
barren with the season's change
forgot to get seeds
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Raging Mouse

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2010, 02:09:05 am »
In winter, use wells.
My axedwarf leans too far in.
The waters calm down.
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dogstile

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2010, 02:30:40 am »
Demons from under
Why don't thou get slayethed
My man soldiers suck
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Quote from: Wraithsight on July 14, 2009, 07:33:54 pm
my champion is now holding his artifact crossbow by his upper left leg and still shooting with is just fine despite having no hands.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on July 14, 2009, 07:35:00 pm
What? He's firing from the hip.

LordBucket

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2010, 04:12:29 am »
Sexy silk panties,
Made of slate and menaces
With spikes of bone.

Kittens are so cute,
But sometimes I greatly miss
Seeing the stone floor.

Mutilated spouse.
Legendary dining room,
Urist is happy.

Door is safely closed.
Oh look, pretty dragonfly!
We're all gonna die.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 04:17:01 am by LordBucket »
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TigerPlushie

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2010, 04:26:07 am »
start with lots of food
ongoing immigration
[carnivorous] helps?
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Dwarf cancelled making adamantium short sword: Strange mood.
Dwarf has entered a marital trance!
...
Dwarf has claimed a bedroom.

melkorp

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2010, 05:41:48 am »
Quote from: LordBucket on April 19, 2010, 04:12:29 am
Mutilated spouse.
Legendary dining room,
Urist is happy.

You win.
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Quote from: Toady One on September 01, 2004, 06:47:00 pm
He he he.  Yeah, it almost looks done...  alas...  those who are in your teens, hold on until your twenties...  those in your twenties, your thirties...  others, cling to life as you are able...It should be pretty fun though.

link6065

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2010, 05:59:32 am »
                                               High above the land
                                       The army slaughters themselves
                                                 Obsidian is art




Yeah, Black with a dark red paint job was the bees knees
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Rastaan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2010, 06:16:48 am »
@Garfblarn:
Innovation in the form of awesome dwarven poetry?
Someone buy the man a drink!

Urist cancels trade:
Alcohol is for drinking,
Not giving away!
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warwizard

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2010, 08:08:37 am »
A swarm of vermin
a flock of orieos
here kitty kitty
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TigerPlushie

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2010, 08:12:51 am »
goblin thief spotted
platin hammer to the head
"Steal my stuff, will ya?"
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Dwarf cancelled making adamantium short sword: Strange mood.
Dwarf has entered a marital trance!
...
Dwarf has claimed a bedroom.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2010, 08:53:24 am »
Quote from: Silleh Boy on April 18, 2010, 02:53:36 pm
Collosal bronze man
With titanic strides he comes
Dwarves he will harvest

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Quote from: Silleh Boy on April 18, 2010, 02:53:36 pm
Collosal bronze man
With titanic strides he comes
Dwarves he will harvest
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