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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 55919 times)

Jyppa

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #75 on: April 21, 2010, 02:16:04 pm »

...I got sidetracked while looking something up for my self-challenge fort, and, well....

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Damn, Bashou is rotating in his grave right now. I feel dirty, but awesome illustrations :)
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Urist son of Urist

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #76 on: April 21, 2010, 03:01:09 pm »

An Ode to the Dwarven Pump Operator

To what cause,
My endless pumping?
The elf screams.
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Acanthus117

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #77 on: April 21, 2010, 08:41:54 pm »

An Ode to the Dwarven Pump Operator

To what cause,
My endless pumping?
The elf screams.

That's not an Ode.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #78 on: April 21, 2010, 10:19:35 pm »

Posting in awesome thread!

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Here in Soviet Russia
Microcline strikes you!

Urist son of Urist

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #79 on: April 21, 2010, 11:39:59 pm »

An Ode to the Dwarven Pump Operator

To what cause,
My endless pumping?
The elf screams.

That's not an Ode.

It's not a haiku either.
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Acanthus117

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #80 on: April 22, 2010, 12:33:00 am »

An Ode to the Dwarven Pump Operator

To what cause,
My endless pumping?
The elf screams.

That's not an Ode.

It's not a haiku either.
I didn't say it was.
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Urist son of Urist

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #81 on: April 22, 2010, 01:55:54 am »

An Ode to the Dwarven Pump Operator

To what cause,
My endless pumping?
The elf screams.

That's not an Ode.

It's not a haiku either.
I didn't say it was.
Indeed, but it's in a haiku thread.
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Rastaan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #82 on: April 22, 2010, 03:44:14 am »

Indeed, but it's in a haiku thread.

The thread isn't just for haiku's anymore; pretty much whatever you feel like contributing!

So far we've had haiku's, ballads, odes and haiku-inspired cartoons.
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Urist son of Urist

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #83 on: April 22, 2010, 04:15:18 am »

Indeed, but it's in a haiku thread.

The thread isn't just for haiku's anymore; pretty much whatever you feel like contributing!

So far we've had haiku's, ballads, odes and haiku-inspired cartoons.
The point is
Do not judge things
By their labels
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Acanthus117

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #84 on: April 22, 2010, 04:21:16 am »

Indeed, but it's in a haiku thread.

The thread isn't just for haiku's anymore; pretty much whatever you feel like contributing!

So far we've had haiku's, ballads, odes and haiku-inspired cartoons.
The point is
Do not judge things
By their labels
But it's not an ode! an ode is a certain kind of poem.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #85 on: April 22, 2010, 04:59:22 am »

Indeed, but it's in a haiku thread.

The thread isn't just for haiku's anymore; pretty much whatever you feel like contributing!

So far we've had haiku's, ballads, odes and haiku-inspired cartoons.

Stop. *headdesk*
Pluralizing. *headdesk*
Words. *headdesk*
With. *headdesk*
Apostrophes! *headdesk*

Aaaargh you are no longer allowed to discuss poetry until you can handle grammar rrrrrralsdkfjlsdfjklsdjflsjl *twitch*
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #86 on: April 22, 2010, 05:31:09 am »

With winter soon come,
Dwarves arrive bearing presents.
So do the goblins. :(


Indeed, but it's in a haiku thread.

The thread isn't just for haiku's anymore; pretty much whatever you feel like contributing!

So far we've had haiku's, ballads, odes and haiku-inspired cartoons.

Stop. *headdesk*
Pluralizing. *headdesk*
Words. *headdesk*
With. *headdesk*
Apostrophes! *headdesk*

Aaaargh you are no longer allowed to discuss poetry until you can handle grammar rrrrrralsdkfjlsdfjklsdjflsjl *twitch*

With apostrophes,
Rastaan angers PhoenicIan.
To my amusement.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #87 on: April 22, 2010, 05:51:52 am »

Indeed, but it's in a haiku thread.

The thread isn't just for haiku's anymore; pretty much whatever you feel like contributing!

So far we've had haiku's, ballads, odes and haiku-inspired cartoons.
The point is
Do not judge things
By their labels
But it's not an ode! an ode is a certain kind of poem.
What did I
Just say to you?
Words go here.
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Acanthus117

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #88 on: April 22, 2010, 05:57:15 am »

Nevermind.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #89 on: April 22, 2010, 06:55:52 am »

Stop. *headdesk*
Pluralizing. *headdesk*
Words. *headdesk*
With. *headdesk*
Apostrophes! *headdesk*

Aaaargh you are no longer allowed to discuss poetry until you can handle grammar rrrrrralsdkfjlsdfjklsdjflsjl *twitch*

Spell Smart, silly elf
Spell Smart or G T F O
Grammatik macht frei.
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