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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 45222 times)

Rastaan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #120 on: May 07, 2010, 06:40:05 am »

Dare embark here?
Salt water, aquifer too.
Mermaid bones call me.
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Spotswood

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #121 on: May 07, 2010, 08:47:43 am »

Image of some elves,
Some plaintative gestures,
A dwarf is laughing

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jnecros

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #122 on: May 07, 2010, 01:03:14 pm »

We came to mine gold
We dug deep for water too
coral beast killed us :'(
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tomas1297

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #123 on: May 07, 2010, 01:14:49 pm »

Elven forest retreat!
Where life is good and happy,
Gouge their eyes.

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Mermaid,mermaid,
Gentle ocean creature
Gather her bones.

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Oh Modding!
Thermonuclear catsplosion
A thousand burning suns!
« Last Edit: May 07, 2010, 01:27:31 pm by tomas1297 »
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Werdna

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #124 on: May 07, 2010, 01:52:06 pm »

Fire on my !!sock!!
Someday bucket may quench it
but first I must sleep
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #125 on: May 07, 2010, 02:11:26 pm »

Butcher near main stairs
Seems reasonable until
Miasma flows down.
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Rastaan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #126 on: May 08, 2010, 08:20:39 am »

Dwarven weight loss tip.
Melts fat with fire of tree.
Magma swimming time.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #127 on: May 17, 2010, 06:34:15 pm »

In the spring they come,
With the precious rope reed cloth.
The trade depot? Wood
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #128 on: May 17, 2010, 06:59:09 pm »

My !!head!! is on fire
I must extinguish it in
Some delicious beer
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Naz

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #129 on: May 18, 2010, 08:24:28 am »

The elves have returned.
Amid the summer breezes.
They want us to what?

Merry elves trading.
Endless piles of reed cloth.
No we don't want it.

Your cloth is useless.
Please stop bringing us so much.
Your bones however...
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #130 on: May 18, 2010, 01:45:58 pm »

Fall, the time of trade.
Only one Dwarf receives new clothes.
Eight socks on one foot.

Trees are invading.
Vegetation smites our lands.
Respond with magma.

But lo, a Marmot!
That horrible scourge of dwarves!
Flee, flee for your lives!

_____

Rub a dub down, three
Dwarves underground. And what might
Their professions be?

A butcher, a cook,
And a fisherdwarf, but look!
Dwarf chunks by the brook.

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My friends are all dead,
My right foot gone, but what a
Lovely waterfall.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #131 on: May 18, 2010, 01:48:29 pm »

Magma is better
Than human, goblin, or elf.
I thus say: all burn.
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #132 on: May 18, 2010, 03:07:41 pm »

Mushrooms for breakfast.
Lunch? Kitten tallow biscuits.
Please, I need more ale.

Oh socks, pig tail socks!
Though goblins pound on the door,
I will rescue thee.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #133 on: May 18, 2010, 03:30:49 pm »

Obsidian cap
Over a bottomless pit
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #134 on: May 19, 2010, 12:16:10 am »

Praise the Miners!
Adamantine struck, but not for long
Praise the Military!
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