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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 26891 times)

GaxkangtheUnbound

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While I was adventuring, a giant in the tropical area threw me at palm tree. I collided, and blew up.
Talk about a literal facepalm.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 12:13:36 am »

While I was adventuring, a giant in the tropical area threw me at palm tree. I collided, and blew up.
Talk about a literal facepalm.

You should have known when to leaf.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 01:14:23 am »

You should have known when to leaf.
I think that's the root of the problem.
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For the horse, though, it's possible that wild horses migrated in, knocked her up, and migrated off.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 01:50:08 am »

I think you should branch out with your next character. Learn throwing and slowly sap that giant's life from a distance. That should sow the seeds of your victory.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2010, 01:58:06 am »

Trying to melee a giant would be fruitless anyway. Archery should give you some releaf.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2010, 02:01:07 am »

I think you should branch out with your next character. Learn throwing and slowly sap that giant's life from a distance. That should sow the seeds of your victory.
Ah, throwing, that old chestnut. I pine for the days when it was ludicrously effective. But even though alder changes in the new version have changed it a bit, you'll still find that if you lycophyte, you willow your life as much to hastily hurled stones as you will to being spruced up in armour and elm. Especially against demons, whether they be of ash or covered in fir. So, yep, train throwing or you'll rapidly become a copse.

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2010, 02:10:34 am »

The bad puns in this thread are poisoning me. GAH and LOL
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2010, 03:03:47 am »

You certainly experiences trees then.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2010, 06:36:05 am »

This thread gave me major wood.

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2010, 07:14:40 am »

While I was adventuring, a giant in the tropical area threw me at palm tree. I collided, and blew up.
Talk about a literal facepalm.

Well that wasn't berry nice of him.

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2010, 06:10:28 pm »

That giant sure was a bad apple.

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2010, 06:16:03 pm »

This is my favorite thread ever.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2010, 06:16:38 pm »

That giant sure was a bad apple.

I think we've worn our supplies to the core, so if we keep on going on like this a problem may stem.

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2010, 06:29:10 pm »

GO AWAY ELVES!
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2010, 06:51:08 pm »

Megabeasts can be a birch.
Knot training throwing wood be a holly indeed.
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