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How did you react to the lock?

I artichoke you!
- 63 (15.8%)
I wish this thread was even more poplar.
- 80 (20.1%)
It's mica me sad.
- 54 (13.5%)
This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.
- 24 (6%)
No more puns fir me to post?
- 59 (14.8%)
What lock?
- 119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396


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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 67384 times)

Intelligent Shade of Blue

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2010, 07:22:51 pm »

This is my favorite thread ever.

It's definitely a peach.
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DJ

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2010, 07:26:41 pm »

I didn't realize puns are so poplar here.
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Plank of Wood

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2010, 07:28:31 pm »

I didn't realize puns are so poplar here.

We do have a tendancy to bark them out.


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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2010, 07:47:28 pm »

Leaf it to Bay12 to make this many tree puns...
Life's a birch.  Get off your ash and train throwing.  Then you might not be so glumprong.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2010, 08:11:30 pm »

INSERT PLANT PUN HERE :U
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2010, 10:00:50 pm »

You shuld probably train marksbeingship and go after that which killed you.
What?

Itnetlolor

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2010, 10:38:23 pm »

Hopefully Toady will have everything weeded out by the time we're done flourishing these nutty puns.

Intelligent Shade of Blue

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2010, 01:10:31 pm »

Hopefully Toady will have everything weeded out by the time we're done flourishing these nutty puns.

With the overgrowth of bugs, it could be a long thyme.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2010, 01:13:03 pm by Intelligent Shade of Blue »
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2010, 01:20:34 pm »

If i could sig this entire thread, I wood.



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I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2010, 03:20:39 pm »

At first this thread made me groan, but it grows on you.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2010, 03:25:40 pm »

Seems to me like I've made a pun thread.
Alot of puns can be a pine in the grass.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2010, 03:42:07 pm by GaxkangtheUnbound »
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2010, 03:36:34 pm »

I'm not sure whether I should be appled by this thread or simply sit back and enjoy the show yew all are putting on.
In any acacia, I seem to have already grafted on a few puns of dubious quality on myself, haven't I.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2010, 04:06:51 pm »

At first I hated this thread, but I've taken a real lichen to it.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2010, 06:55:47 pm »

This wouldn't have happened if the adventurer wood have been garden himself.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2010, 09:56:09 pm »

Oooo, that wood hurt, wooden it?
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