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How did you react to the lock?

I artichoke you!
- 57 (15.7%)
I wish this thread was even more poplar.
- 78 (21.4%)
It's mica me sad.
- 52 (14.3%)
This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.
- 23 (6.3%)
No more puns fir me to post?
- 53 (14.6%)
What lock?
- 101 (27.7%)

Total Members Voted: 364


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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 21664 times)

Monk321654

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #240 on: June 12, 2012, 02:05:36 pm »
From now on, we need to pick our puns bearfully.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #241 on: June 22, 2012, 04:58:53 am »
Perhaps we should nominate someone to pick the wheat from the chaff?
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #242 on: June 22, 2012, 01:39:05 pm »
Nah, most of these puns seem to have had the quality threshed out of them.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #243 on: July 08, 2012, 10:11:48 pm »
Indeed, I'll bee surprised if this thread bears more fruit.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #244 on: July 08, 2012, 10:25:49 pm »
A great pundemonium has swept this thread, forumers. We need to chalk about it.
Okay, that one actually made me lose a few brain cells.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #245 on: July 08, 2012, 10:43:44 pm »
A wave you say? I think I sea it.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #246 on: July 09, 2012, 06:38:44 am »
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.

What? The Government is trying to control the internet? Thats just SOPAthetic!


« Last Edit: July 09, 2012, 06:43:48 am by Meistermoxx »
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #247 on: September 18, 2012, 02:22:40 pm »
SOAP! That is what we really need !
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #248 on: September 18, 2012, 02:55:02 pm »
You lye.
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PROFECTI ERITIS TALIS CIVILIS ET IMMOTUS UT VOS ERRAMINI IN ITER PER HAEC FABULA.
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Behold the price of disobediance

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #249 on: September 18, 2012, 03:01:05 pm »
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea ?

brings back memories about the undead sponge man .
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #250 on: September 18, 2012, 03:04:35 pm »
In this necronomy, the efficiency of keeping old threads threads is dead. This, however, raises the question of whether thread recovery is truly gone, or has returned. It has always been feared like a kind of pundead.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #251 on: September 18, 2012, 03:10:30 pm »
A bigger question would be whether or not we could restore this lifeless husk back to wonderful activity...
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PROFECTI ERITIS TALIS CIVILIS ET IMMOTUS UT VOS ERRAMINI IN ITER PER HAEC FABULA.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #252 on: September 18, 2012, 03:13:49 pm »
The brain is dead , but the !!limbs!! are good .
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #253 on: September 20, 2012, 07:15:02 am »
I saw a dog talking to a elf the other day.. seems he was barking up the wrongtree

that was badGreat!
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #254 on: September 20, 2012, 06:37:05 pm »
Quote from: Gaybarowner on September 20, 2012, 07:15:02 am
I saw a dog talking to a elf the other day.. seems he was barking up the wrongtree

that was badGreat!
Don't you mean that it was grate? I mean, there's a big door of opportunities for furniture-based puns, you know.
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