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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).
PROFECTI ERITIS TALIS CIVILIS ET IMMOTUS UT VOS ERRAMINI IN ITER PER HAEC FABULA.
Behold the price of disobediance
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
I always figured the dwarf just glared at the metal until it was intimidated enough to change into what the dwarf wanted it to.
I saw a dog talking to a elf the other day.. seems he was barking up the wrongtreethat was badGreat!