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Cheddarius

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Re: Boobs!
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2010, 09:05:48 pm »

At least that advertises what you're getting. :)
Indeed. I despise Evony because they were so desperate for users that they used boobs for no reason at all to advertise their game. I don't despise, say, pornography magazines (or in any case not for the same reason), because their advertisement is legitimate; they are showing you what they offer.
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« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2010, 11:31:35 pm »

I would also like to know.
EDIT: Just not really all that active atm
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« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2010, 02:32:11 am »

Maybe we should jump on the bandwagon too.

In the words of the late lamented Gobbo, the only time boobs would come into play in Dwarf Fortress is when they're being lopped off.  Sure, they're more portable that way, but it's not exactly a gripping advertisement.

Well, I do recall the wrestlers in DF ripping each other's clothes off.

And I recall a bug where their clothes rotted off and they'd run around naked.

Oh, and I think a woman would look sexy in cat leather robes. While punching a deer off a cliff.

But I haven't played 0.31.03, so the bugs might be fixed :(
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Re: Boobs!
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2010, 02:01:53 pm »

What happened to Gobbo anyway?
I have been wondering this for a LOONG time, and would like to know it as well.
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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2010, 02:14:37 pm »

I've read somewhere of a study which proved that watching boobs every day for certain amount of time is beneficial for male health.
I suppose it's only a matter of time before we'll get National Heathcare-sponsored boob ads on the net.
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« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2010, 10:42:34 am »

you think we won't be getting our daily allotment at that point?
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Re: Boobs!
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2010, 12:05:39 pm »

My real quibble with Evony, is the graphics stolen out of Age of Empires 2.

Why were they NOT sued straight to hell by Microsoft? I MEAN REALLY.
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I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: Boobs!
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2010, 03:52:01 pm »

Probably because they didn't or bought the linceses right?
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Re: Boobs!
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2010, 04:19:31 pm »

Calhoun your avatar is pretty sweet but whenever the page finishes loading it disappears
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Re: Boobs!
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2010, 04:30:45 pm »

Maybe we should jump on the bandwagon too.
::)

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« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2010, 04:39:06 pm »

HOTT!!
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« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2010, 04:40:32 pm »

Probably because they didn't or bought the linceses right?
No, They did.
I spent around 5 hours a day with Age of Empires 2 for around 2 years of my life. That game was THE SHIT.
(Age of Mythology changed things, but was Epic. AoE 3, on the other hand, meh. Disbanding Ensemble studios? DAMN YOU, MICROSOFT!)

Huh, Apparently they did sue, for 750k in damages, but I can't find anything about the outcome of the case.
Calhoun your avatar is pretty sweet but whenever the page finishes loading it disappears
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Thanks! I've been kinda noticing that today too... I think filesmelt was weirding out earlier today. Seems to be good now though.
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I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: Boobs!
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2010, 04:41:16 pm »

Maybe we should jump on the bandwagon too.
::)


My gods... that noble needs to mandate some clothes.  :o
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« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2010, 04:41:54 pm »

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« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2010, 04:42:19 pm »



DF IS pretty discreet, when you think about it. Nobody watching over your shoulder is going to have a clue what the hell is going on.
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