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Zebra2

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I must have wood logs!
« on: April 19, 2010, 08:42:47 pm »

Wood logs? That's all? Hah, this mood will be easy to satisfy...

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So, after having taken every log in my stockpile, he's still not satisfied. He has 39 assorted logs jammed into that shop right now. I'm gonna have to enlist my military on temporary chopping duty to get this guy enough logs.
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Rotten

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 08:49:07 pm »

Urist McNoah; I must have wood logs!
Urist McNoah has created Ark, a wooden boat!
It has started raining.
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True, but at a certain velocity the resulting explosion expels invader-bits at fatal speeds. You don't want to be dropping trogdolyte-shaped shrapnel bombs into your boneworks.
Only in Dwarf Fortress...

Canalan

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 08:49:56 pm »

Urist McNoah; I must have wood logs!
Urist McNoah has created Ark, a wooden boat!
It has started raining.
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Zebra2

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 08:51:58 pm »

Actually I have been having a lot of rain...

He's somewhere in the mid 60's with his log count now.
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Max White

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2010, 08:52:56 pm »

Better start trapping animals!

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2010, 08:56:58 pm »

lol. just think how many images of plump helmets in alder are going to be on that pine trumpet!

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2010, 09:03:44 pm »

Toy axe, actually. It took 61 logs before I figured out what was going on. He wouldn't start because the workshop was outside his assigned burrow. Well here it is:


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h3lblad3

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2010, 09:07:59 pm »

He wouldn't start because the workshop was outside his assigned burrow.

Is that so?
<insert evil cackle here>
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I was talking about importing alimunim.
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Max White

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2010, 09:12:37 pm »

Nice, how much is it worth?

Zebra2

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2010, 09:13:32 pm »

Nice, how much is it worth?
No idea, no appraiser.
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Tarran

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2010, 09:15:34 pm »

Toy axe, actually. It took 61 logs before I figured out what was going on. He wouldn't start because the workshop was outside his assigned burrow. Well here it is:
How can someone compress 61 logs into a toy axe?
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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2010, 09:16:45 pm »

He wouldn't start because the workshop was outside his assigned burrow.

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brb, planepacked

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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2010, 09:19:41 pm »

Toy axe, actually. It took 61 logs before I figured out what was going on. He wouldn't start because the workshop was outside his assigned burrow. Well here it is:
How can someone compress 61 logs into a toy axe?

I can picture the dwarf taking a log, using the tiniest piece of it for a decoration, and tossing the rest of the log away.

So 61 logs = about 1 total log when finished, and 60 logs wasted.
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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2010, 09:22:03 pm »

mass abuse of valued resources? yep that's dwarfy.
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Re: I must have wood logs!
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2010, 09:22:24 pm »

Toy axe, actually. It took 61 logs before I figured out what was going on. He wouldn't start because the workshop was outside his assigned burrow.

oh my god.

exploit for hella badass artifacts? methinks YES.
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