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[Burnt Pies]

I think rescue some sweatshop workers.

[Diablous]

How do you hire an illegal alien?

Rescue a sweatshop worker?

[Medicine Man]

How do you do the illegal substance one?

[Tarran]

How do you do the illegal substance one?

Selling brownies I think.

[jester]

out of curiosity, what was this guys function in your squad?

[Karnewarrior]

out of curiosity, what was this guys function in your squad?

Badass.

[jester]

Rap sheet reads like that of a failed dictator,  6000 counts of terrorism?  political prisoner I say.

  Had a good chuckle when I saw the badass response though

[Rice]

If this wasn't a glitch his crime squad would have around 7000 sweat shop workers...

[Burnt Pies]

That's not a squad, that's an Army.

[chaoticag]

It's a wonder they can all fit in the homeless shelter.

[The Cheshire Cat]

Yeah it's got to be a glitch. Terrorism is for when you push the big red button right? I can't even fathom having one guy do that 6000 times. That's like 8 years of game time passed just for days where he visited the nuclear plant.

[jester]

Maybe if you could liberate enough sweatshop workers you could just tell them all to vote democrat?

[Innominate]

I'm just curious how the hell they hope to sentence him to prison if he's already escaped it more than four thousand times...

I'm pretty sure at that point they skip prison, and start sentencing him to death.

Which segues into my idea: more colourful prison sentences at M or C (still only death at C+ of course). It's kind of hard to come up with stuff that we could actually implement, but I would love to see conservative indoctrination at C or C+ free speech and torture for example. Your second in command gets arrested and next thing you know he's part of the CCS, with all the skills he had before, or when you break him out he becomes a mole (so any safehouse he's in gets raided at a lower level of heat). Obviously the key stat would be what "fortitude" = heart - wisdom, with people having negative fortitude breaking pretty much instantly and people with a fortitude of 8 or more basically never breaking.

Currently, an underling being arrested is basically just an opportunity to break them out of court or the prison. If they have a low heart they have a chance to rat you out and you get a racketeering charge. Oh no, now my founder will be double arrested. I think having to monitor your prison escapees for conservative infection would make arrest a little more meaningful. Plus, trying to salvage a raid on the nuclear plant after your strongest fighter triggers the alarm and starts shooting your team would just be awesome.

[jester]

Having them hack a limb off in the conservative nightmare after sentencing would be a simple way to do things.

[Innominate]

Actually, that's a much better idea than mine. Other fun things to do with convicts: make them into paraplegics, blind them, put chips in their heads, tattoo their faces with a list of their crimes (which would be no laughing matter for this guy).