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[Squeegy]

(I am now running this simultaneously on 3 different forums)

Hello, citizen! Welcome to Red Tape!

Unfortunately, I am seeing that you have not filled out the necessary paperwork for this operation. In triplicate. Most unfortunate. Luckily for you, however, as you are the 10,000th player, you will be granted the very special privilege of skipping the paperwork and simply filling out this simple form:

Name (Last, First):
Gender (M/F):
State:
City name:
Street name:
House number:
Apartment number (if applicable):
Zip:
Phone:
Favorite Colo(u)r:
Least Favorite Colo(u)r:
Role model:
Name of pet (if applicable):
Name of girl/boyfriend:

[Strife26]

Name (Last, First): Masenak, Ibram
Gender (M/F): M
State: ND
City name: Fargo
Street name: Forest Road
House number: 5226
Apartment number (if applicable): N/A
Zip: 26137
Phone:867-6345
Favorite Colo(u)r: Purple
Least Favorite Colo(u)r: Yellow
Role model: General Patton
Name of pet (if applicable): Lily
Name of girl/boyfriend: Solitude

[100killer9]

Name (Last, First): Smith, John
Gender (M/F): M
State: Maine
City name: Castle Rock
Street name: Cherry lane
House number:17
Apartment number (if applicable):
Zip: 38037
Phone: 456-555-7842
Favorite Colo(u)r: Blue
Least Favorite Colo(u)r: Red
Role model: Stephen King
Name of pet (if applicable):
Name of girl/boyfriend: Sarah Bracknell

[Cheddarius]

OOC: Well, what is this? I'm leery of joining without actually knowing what it is. I mean, some games just aren't for my tastes.

[qwertyuiopas]

>Accuire nessecary paperwork to be filled out later, because such offers seem like scams or likely they will "conveniently" fail shortly before you get anything from them.

[Squeegy]

Name (Last, First): Masenak, Ibram
Gender (M/F): M
State: Maine
City name: Castle Rock
Street name: Forest Road
House number: 5226
Apartment number (if applicable): N/A
Zip: 38137
Phone: 867-6345
Favorite Colo(u)r: Blue
Least Favorite Colo(u)r: Yellow
Role model: Stephen King
Name of pet (if applicable): Lily
Name of girl/boyfriend: Sarah Bracknell

Congratulations, Mr. Masenak! Your adventure will start immediately.

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You slowly open your eyes.

The first thing you see is white.

Bedroom
You are lying on the bed in your bedroom. The endtable next to it is cluttered with paper, out of which is peeking an alarm clock, with flashing red numbers reading "13:67". The grimy white walls are plastered with posters of General Patton in various military poses. The floor is littered with empty boxes of Chinese takeout, dirty clothes, paper, and various other filth. Your scratched and faded wooden wardrobe nests snugly against one wall. A bookshelf sits stacked with various well-worn titles. A table against the wall holds a Stephen King bobblehead, a wallet, a watch, a nearly-empty pencil case, and a bookbag. The remains of a lamp lie smashed on the carpet. A bundle of fur is perched in a nest of laundry in one corner.
Obvious exits: out.

[Faden]

Put on some sensible clothing.

[qwertyuiopas]

Check papers. There might be something important there.

[Squeegy]

> Check papers. There might be something important there.
You sort through the papers. Bills... bills... bills... holy crap! This is your bank payment. You thought you mailed this off. You hope you can get it there in time.

> Put on some sensible clothing.
You open your wardrobe. The only things you have left are a casual jacket, a grimy white T-shirt, a pair of naturally faded jeans and two pairs of underwear.

Oh, and socks. You always have socks.

[Faden]

Change into your clothes (only one pair of underwear, mind you) and see what the furry thing in the laundry basket is.

[Squeegy]

> Change into your clothes.
You just put everything on. (except the other pair of underwear)

> See what the furry thing in the laundry basket is.
The bundle of fur in the laundry pile is your cat Lily, little monster that she is.

[Faden]

Cuddle the cat!

[Squeegy]

> Cuddle the cat.
You reach for the bundle of fur. It leaps up, hisses, and scratches your arm. You retract it and swear.

[Cheddarius]

Cuddle the cat!

[Strife26]

Grab the cat, place her on the bed. It isn't normal for her to be quite that mean. Make sure that she's okay.