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[Samthere]

Eat the scrap of paper.

[Armok]

Eat the scrap of paper.

[GlyphGryph]

You nibble a bit on the edge of the scrap of paper, understandably a bit cautious. Suddenly, you find the room spinning and growing. You are now extremely small. Luckily for you, your clothes, the dwarf, and the scrap of paper all shrunk with you for some reason.

You see a mouse hole, a mouse trap with some cheese in it, a hand sized bottle of some sort of liquid nearby with a folded up piece of paper on it that says "Drink this", and an enormous centipede heading in your direction.

[Samthere]

We probably don't have time to liquify the paper without dealing at all with the centipede. I say we throw the dwarf at it. Anyone else?

[maxicaxi]

We probably don't have time to liquify the paper without dealing at all with the centipede. I say we throw the dwarf at it. Anyone else?

yes please!

[GlyphGryph]

As the centipede runs towards you, you hurl the dwarf at it. The dwarf bonks the centipede off the head, the centipede gets angry, turns red, and immediately devours the dwarf. Its anger and hunger sated, the centipede returns to its normal yellow colour and wanders off.

[Samthere]

Success! I wonder what lives in the mouse hole.

[NUKE9.13]

Success! I wonder what lives in the mouse hole.

A asexual egg-laying reptiles, various mobile fungi, bipedal turtles, ect.

Grind the paper into dust, put the dust in the bottle of liquid, shake well, then drink.

[GlyphGryph]

Success! I wonder what lives in the mouse hole.

You peek into the mouse hole. There is a large mouse in a top hat sitting at a table drinking tea. He is also wearing a monocle and a dining jacket. Seeing you, he gestures towards an empty seat by the table.

Also on the table is another cup, empty, and a large leg of lamb.

[GlyphGryph]

Also, you have nothing with which to grind any paper into dust.

[maxicaxi]

ask if he has any potatos and if so eat it

[GlyphGryph]

He says he does not have any potatoes, but if you would like to sit down he would be happy to pour you some tea.

[Samthere]

Is there a spare top hat/monocle combo around? I would feel wrong sitting at a table with such a gentlemouse without looking the part myself.

[GlyphGryph]

Seeing your concern, he points to the wall behind you, where there is an extra dinner jacket and tophat.

[Samthere]

Don the wonderful attire and take a seat (while doffing the hat, of course).