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Author Topic: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how  (Read 219442 times)

Urist mc.miner

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2010, 07:29:25 am »

Oh god....just wait till toady puts in a feature that lets bronze colossuses spit fluffy wamblers.

Anyway that was such a good kill it was....[puts on creepy voice]artwork
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2010, 09:21:42 pm »

I brained a demon ruler of a gobo fortress with a beetle.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2010, 08:43:02 am »

And this is why throwing still needs to be nerfed. Because you can through Wamblers like some sort of atomic grenade.

The day when totally bizarre and absurd things like this stop happening in Dwarf Fortress in the name of "balance" is the day that I stop playing.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2010, 10:29:37 am »

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Cool, from that day on your dwarf should be called Urist McDavid (of David vs Goliath fame).
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2010, 10:22:19 pm »

Urist McDavid the wambler handler.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2010, 10:25:13 pm »

too bad you can't designate the military to use thrown items as weapons. then the military would just decimate everything by throwing stuff at the enemy
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2010, 11:37:21 pm »

I just imagined a fortress cranking out large serrated discs and designating them for throwing.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2010, 10:46:57 am »

You beheaded Bronze Collosus with living Fluffy Wambler. I think I have no words to express how awesome you are.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2010, 10:57:08 pm »

it head must have exploded for the sheer cuteness of the fluffy wamblers  :)
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2010, 08:11:10 am »

Maybe fluffy wamblers have a [VORPAL] tag that makes them behead the target on a roll of 20...
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2010, 09:46:30 am »

So blunt damage can actually sever limbs if severe enough?
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2010, 01:33:37 pm »

ya knocked 'is block off!
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2010, 01:18:30 am »

hmmmmm

*throws a thousand or so Fluffy Wamblers at a BC*

doesn't work , The Time Ran out and i got owned by the BC
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2010, 09:17:19 am »

Urist: WAMBLER FIGHT!!!

BC: NOO!Im allergic to adorableness:]

*slam*
*headsplode*
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2010, 12:29:51 pm »

The day when totally bizarre and absurd things like this stop happening in Dwarf Fortress in the name of "balance" is the day that I stop playing.
QF fuckin' T. It's things like this that keep me hooked. What would I do if I couldn't rupture organs with handfuls of vomit anymore?
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