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Author Topic: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how  (Read 288342 times)

Josephus

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #90 on: June 04, 2010, 09:13:49 pm »

I still think they're tribbles. The mental image of you killing a Bronze colossus with a cooing ball of fur is amusing to say the least.
But, I guess the raws say they're humanoid now.

They could have incredibly tiny limbs and still look like little balls of fluff. Would explain their stumbling and bumbling.

Stumbling and bumbling? Hardly.

Clearly, they wamble.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2010, 12:42:17 am »

The ancient texts of the divine are very clear; they stumble and bumble. There is no wamble.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #92 on: June 10, 2010, 04:48:38 pm »

...and those damn dwarven scientist said Fluffy Wamblers were just cute decorations running around. :P
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #93 on: June 10, 2010, 04:49:37 pm »

The ancient texts of the divine are very clear; they stumble and bumble. There is no wamble.
Perhaps the scientific term for 'stumbling and bumbling' as a form of locomotion is to 'wamble'.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #94 on: June 10, 2010, 10:26:28 pm »

Pfft. Obviously none of you has read
 
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #95 on: June 27, 2010, 04:57:51 am »

what was your throwing skill. was it like a legendary devine ass level? just imakgine. 'you hit the dragon it the left nostrill. the shot penetrates deep into the head, breaking the skull and tearing the brain. the mutilated body part evaporates.'
Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #96 on: July 07, 2010, 06:14:20 am »

what was your throwing skill. was it like a legendary devine ass level? just imakgine. 'you hit the dragon it the left nostrill. the shot penetrates deep into the head, breaking the skull and tearing the brain. the mutilated body part evaporates.'

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #97 on: July 07, 2010, 07:09:55 am »

How good do you think a Fluffy Wambler would be as a melee weapon?
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #98 on: July 07, 2010, 07:18:39 am »

So wamblers are heavy. And either they are also very hard, or something is horribly wrong with throwing.
Perfect! 8)

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #99 on: July 07, 2010, 03:16:22 pm »

heh. Vaporal bunnies.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #100 on: July 07, 2010, 06:07:11 pm »

So wamblers are heavy. And either they are also very hard, or something is horribly wrong with throwing.
Perfect! 8)

Apparently they don't weigh that much. Like <1 lb. But, in their raws, there is some like that makes them sharp... Sharper than anything in the world... Kind of like the Subtle Knife in the Golden Compass series. It can cut between atoms in an object.

So to answer the question of it being a melee weapon, be prepared for severing every limb on contact!
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #101 on: July 07, 2010, 10:03:57 pm »

Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #102 on: July 08, 2010, 01:19:10 pm »

Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #103 on: July 08, 2010, 09:05:45 pm »

Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #104 on: July 08, 2010, 10:15:16 pm »

Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
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