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What should Zathel do on his turn?

Hook up FAILCANNON to magma sea (powered by a huge dwarven reactor).
- 11 (28.2%)
Build a castle over the fortress entrance.
- 11 (28.2%)
Flush all the grime from Battlefailed with carefully arranged sewage system.
- 7 (17.9%)
Construct opulent quarters for every dwarf in Battlefailed.
- 3 (7.7%)
Get rid of every Forgotten Beast using huge cave-in traps
- 7 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 39

Voting closed: July 31, 2010, 02:35:48 pm


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Author Topic: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim  (Read 314484 times)

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #750 on: August 10, 2010, 01:32:38 pm »

At least I died with honor. But seriously, the fort's going to survive with (I'm betting) three dwarves left, counting Leesin.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #751 on: August 10, 2010, 01:35:09 pm »

Leesin will inevitably be the last one, as he's currently invulnerable in his limbo state.

Since the last deathlist update, these dwarves have died:













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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #752 on: August 10, 2010, 01:38:10 pm »

If there are any survivors besides Leesin, I call them.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #753 on: August 10, 2010, 01:39:09 pm »

Write a story of the cursed guys ascent to demi-godhood, descending to combat the unholy demon.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #754 on: August 10, 2010, 01:41:33 pm »



Nightmarebros just made mayor by roulette selection.

He's currently paralyzed, winded, thirsty and miserable, his right arm is broken in two places, his right leg is severed below the knee and the thigh is broken and his upper spine's shattered.

I am going to chalk this up as quite probably the shortest reign of a mayor in the history of Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #755 on: August 10, 2010, 01:43:08 pm »



Nightmarebros just made mayor by roulette selection.

He's currently paralyzed, winded, thirsty and miserable, his right arm is broken in two places, his right leg is severed below the knee and the thigh is broken and his upper spine's shattered.

I am going to chalk this up as quite probably the shortest reign of a mayor in the history of Dwarf Fortress.
If he survives i am going to be happy
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #756 on: August 10, 2010, 01:48:09 pm »

Dante just tossed away all his clothes and picked up a full set of steel chain armor, a steel shield and a battleaxe. He's our Redeemed Soul, remember.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #757 on: August 10, 2010, 01:50:48 pm »

Oh wait, nevermind.



« Last Edit: August 10, 2010, 01:52:24 pm by Andreus »
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #758 on: August 10, 2010, 01:57:58 pm »

Since we're pretty much screwed now, even if you buff the hell out of Leesin, I'm wondering if we're going to go to the trouble of reclaiming Battlefailed?
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #759 on: August 10, 2010, 02:03:13 pm »

Since we're pretty much screwed now, even if you buff the hell out of Leesin, I'm wondering if we're going to go to the trouble of reclaiming Battlefailed?

Reclaiming is utterly broken right now. Bar getting Toady One himself in here to advise me exactly what to do, I'm almost certain the game will crash if I try.

All the children are dead now. Nightmarebros has surprised me with his resilience - he's crawled away from the place where he was lying on the stockpile room floor and into some sort of odd drainage chamber filled with grates:



Other than that we have Leesin, trapped in stasis, and Avuz Oshrirgasol who's holed up in the bowyer's workshop, unable to finish whatever he's working on.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2010, 02:09:19 pm by Andreus »
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #760 on: August 10, 2010, 02:09:05 pm »

battlesfailed cant fail! We will make though this
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #761 on: August 10, 2010, 02:10:08 pm »

My suggestion:  Use your last reserves of magic to possess the supernaturally empowered body of Leesin, kill the demon, then unleash HFS to simulate reality crumbling.
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« Reply #762 on: August 10, 2010, 02:11:14 pm »

My Suggestion: What seth saids without the last part.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #763 on: August 10, 2010, 02:13:52 pm »

I'm just waiting for nightmarebros to die and Avuz to moodcancel now.
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« Reply #764 on: August 10, 2010, 02:58:23 pm »

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just waiting for nightmarebros to die
oh lol. I am one resiliant little bastard, and increadibly sneaky too. That thing, whatever the hell it was that tried, very hard, too kill me just left me for dead. leaving me the position of mayor. JUST AS PLANNED.
Well, I lost one of my legs, and am nearly a cripple, but I suppose that using a crutch as a peg leg is not out of the question, and being crippled never stopped anybody from recovering. And plus it means I would never have to do some meangingfull work, due to being slightly crippled, and being the mayor. JUST AS PLANNED.
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