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What should Zathel do on his turn?

Hook up FAILCANNON to magma sea (powered by a huge dwarven reactor).
- 11 (28.2%)
Build a castle over the fortress entrance.
- 11 (28.2%)
Flush all the grime from Battlefailed with carefully arranged sewage system.
- 7 (17.9%)
Construct opulent quarters for every dwarf in Battlefailed.
- 3 (7.7%)
Get rid of every Forgotten Beast using huge cave-in traps
- 7 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 39

Voting closed: July 31, 2010, 02:35:48 pm


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Lucus Casius

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #870 on: August 19, 2010, 06:38:33 pm »

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

I'm calling a turn!
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #871 on: August 19, 2010, 08:16:17 pm »

Should we import the rest of the current turn list?
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #872 on: August 19, 2010, 08:23:41 pm »

You'll have to PM them because they definitely didn't know they signed up for Failcannon:The Fortress of Failure.

If you guys last a year I'll give you a link in the OP.

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #873 on: August 19, 2010, 08:31:52 pm »

Duly noted.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #874 on: August 19, 2010, 10:21:12 pm »

Please do transfer the turn list. You can ruthlessly efficient on deadlines for those who don't indicate continued interest.

Also, I believe SethCreiyd has a prologue coming.
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I don't know how it works. It does.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

nordak

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #876 on: November 07, 2010, 03:47:05 pm »

Hmm, sign me up.  Also, any particular rules on the embark/reclaim?
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #877 on: November 07, 2010, 06:01:05 pm »

* dragonshardz coughs, points at FailCannon.

This fort's impossible to reclaim - they just haven't updated it recently.

Korva

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #878 on: November 09, 2010, 10:35:23 am »

Thanks for an amusing read. I loved the rough beginnings, the tantrum spirals, the accidentally flooding and the aptly named FAILCANNON -- not to mention the oddly appropriate way it ended.

Now, onwards to the sequel thread ...
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #879 on: November 24, 2010, 01:41:17 am »

So...if there's a sequel thread, do we ask for dwarfing here or ???
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #880 on: November 24, 2010, 03:46:11 am »

*coughcoughcoughHACKcoughHACKcoughcough*

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #881 on: April 25, 2012, 12:48:01 pm »

-claps hand slowly-

Bravo.

Fucking bravo.

I got to this thread from the Legends thread. Wow. I spent four days reading the whole thing. This was simultaneously awesome and mind-blowing. And hilarious.

Only in DF can something this epic happen.

Only in DF.
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Great! my fps improved significantly and now my sewer is full of corpses like it should be.

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #882 on: January 03, 2013, 02:54:10 am »

7th Malachite, 509


I meander into baseless speculation here, but it seems to me as if all dwarves are driven by some force that we are unable to resist, yet cannot quite understand or put our finger on. If, truly, that is so, then escaping beyond this force is surely the only way in which a postdwarven society could possibly flourish?

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We've just had another possession. But what if it is in fact, us that are possessed?



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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #883 on: January 03, 2013, 08:09:43 pm »

PERISH IN MAGMA, FOUL NECROMANCER!
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim
« Reply #884 on: July 27, 2014, 02:09:00 pm »

I'm wondering if anyone has an archive of this thread, or a document of it? Most of the pictures here are dead or broken and I'd love to see them!
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