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What should Zathel do on his turn?

Hook up FAILCANNON to magma sea (powered by a huge dwarven reactor).
- 11 (28.2%)
Build a castle over the fortress entrance.
- 11 (28.2%)
Flush all the grime from Battlefailed with carefully arranged sewage system.
- 7 (17.9%)
Construct opulent quarters for every dwarf in Battlefailed.
- 3 (7.7%)
Get rid of every Forgotten Beast using huge cave-in traps
- 7 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 39

Voting closed: July 31, 2010, 02:35:48 pm


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Author Topic: Battlefailed (Succession) Legendary Clusterf**k, free for all reclaim  (Read 278402 times)

Areku

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2010, 02:40:56 pm »

I might give this a try. Sign me up for the next available turn, if you will.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2010, 03:04:13 pm »

And sign me up after that.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2010, 04:38:54 pm »

How come I wasn't dwarfed? = /
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2010, 06:49:27 pm »

I'm looking foward to half the expedition dying and the rest forced to wall themselves underground until the autumn caravan... except the autumn caravan gets massacred so we starve to death.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2010, 07:31:41 pm »

How come I wasn't dwarfed? = /
Not sure, I guess the whole confusion of the thing messed me up. Are there any migrant classes you prefer?

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2010, 08:03:53 pm »

How come I wasn't dwarfed? = /
Not sure, I guess the whole confusion of the thing messed me up. Are there any migrant classes you prefer?

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2010, 09:44:53 pm »

Diary of Robocorn Betanlorbam
After a pretty long journey we finally arrived at the place that Led told us to. A pretty queer place really. The grass is all dead an' th' beach has no sand. An' one more thing, when they say th' Blueness of Malodors, they damn well mean it! th' sea stinks of piss n' dead cats. That queen'll be hearin' from me when that dangblasted liaison gets here.

They brave dorfs I brought with me aren't much better. The bastards drank all me booze and one of 'em carved BaTtleFAiLeD int' the side o' th' wagon. Non o' 'em fessed up for it but when we finally arrived here they chose to name the place Battlefailed. I've got th' documents t' prove it.


I told th' miner, Oglosomething. t' dig out our rooms while some o' the axedwarves made themselves of some use getting us wood from the dead trees surroundin' us. I dinnae know what is supposed to be so scary about this place, just an ordinary plain fulla ordinary elk. What in the blue blazes is that thing?!

The thing jumps on th' doctor Samrek an he takes a good beatin' before Urist an' Oglokoog come to ward th' vile creature off o' him.


The two brave dorfs fight the beast but it kicks oglokoog int' th' water.I watch in horror as th' dorf sinks beneath th' waves. It probably would have made no difference whether or not he was actually using his pick,at least he didn't carry it with him to his watery grave.

as th' battle goes on heyguys joins the fray. with not a weap'n o' his own he grapples with th' fell beast.  Through sheer force of will and the fire in 'is 'eart, he unsurmounted strength and wrestling skill.

With undwarven strength, our humble Maker, unmade mbs th' beast enough t' keep it at bay. and collapsed t' the ground unconscious. Nobody seemd t'think he could use a lift.

Not bein' a miner myself, I hastily dig out a small burrow for us to take refuge in. Oglokoog was th' miner of us. I wonder if I'll get 'is share o' booze...


End of first MONTH.

I may need a little longer to finish the year, the undead caught me off guard, and these were Elk. enjoy this segment. Sorry Oglokoog.





Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2010, 09:52:56 pm »

Not Samrek and Oglokoog! The skelks... Just like in the legend of Nist Akath...

They. Will. PAY.

I was the one who carved "Battlefailed" into the wagon.
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2010, 09:54:00 pm »

Pure epic. 
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2010, 09:59:16 pm »

OH THE PAIN OH THE PAIN OH THE PAIN NOBODY IN MEDICAL SCHOOL TOLD ME BEING A DOCTOR WOULD HURT THIS MUCH
Give it to me straight, doc. What are my chances? :D
But hey, rightfully I oughta be the one under those waves, so by {whomever I worshop/Armok} I'll hang on as long as I can.

Is it possible for a dorf to diagnose themself?

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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2010, 10:04:36 pm »

Well hey at least I didn't die.
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« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2010, 11:26:38 pm »

This is a great start. I mean epic. Don't worry, so long as you can keep one dwarf alive and sane at any one time we still have a game going. By the way, when you said Heyguys collapsed unconscious, that means he fell asleep and the elk massacred him because skeletal beings don't sleep?

edit: at any rate it takes some crazy dice rolls to go through enough turns of wrestling with a skeletal being to go from dabbling to elite.
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« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2010, 11:36:06 pm »

Gotta love improbabilities.  GJ and GN.
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« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2010, 11:43:43 pm »

Sign me up, if you're still alive by then.

Also, what version are you using?
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Re: Battlefailed (Succession) Coastal Zombie Hellscape.
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2010, 02:02:28 am »

Oh... well. Redorf me whenever it's convenient, please :)
(preferably as "Oglokoog II." so I can keep track of how many times I've died :D)
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