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Re: H4cker
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2010, 03:55:43 pm »

>head back into your house, gather possesions (money, mobile phone, passport, etc), and anything incriminating.
ost importantly: our hard drive.

Realize you're not a hacker, but a cracker script kiddie. Hackers are cool, and clime is not cool.
The original meaning of the term hacker was not someone who illegally broke into computer systems, but merely someone skilled in finding loopholes in security measures. It also applies to those who create those measures. Some hackers do engage in illegal activities, but the majority merely explore computer systems for fun, for the challenge(which is the same reason many of those who crack DRM do it. They don't care about the piracy their work allows, heck, they have to get a copy of the game to experiment on somehow, eg: buying it). The term has only acquired a negative connotation from the media not having any idea what they are talking about when it comes to computers. Just some interesting facts most people don't know.
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2010, 03:56:48 pm »

>Go to the nearest telephone cell; call a cab, go to the airport, move to cuba.

This, but don't call a cab. Rather knock on the window of the car, and ask the person inside, can he take us to the airport.
You knock on the door of the cab, and see the figure inside quickly scramble up, and someone else scramble up from underneath him. After a few seconds the window opens, revealing a messy man with ruffled hair, and a rather disgruntled look upon his face. You also notice a blonde woman behind him.

"Would you mind taking me to the airport?", you ask politely.

"In case you can't see, I'm slightly busy here." He replies, before closing the window and getting back into the position he was previously in.

>Knock on the door of your neighbour's house, ask if they have experienced similar problems (lack of power, etc)
You run over to the neighbours house, and knock on the red front door. After waiting for a while you come to the conclusion that no one is in.

>head back into your house, gather possesions (money, mobile phone, passport, etc), and anything incriminating.
You quickly burst into your house, before running upstairs and gatghering your possessions. In the corner is your computer, you consider backing everything up to an external drive but then remember how much you are overreacting to a power cut.

>"I remember going abroad once - I went to euro disney. There was almost a spot of trouble with the gendarmes, but I got out of it. They didn't realise that I had been taking the mickey. (Oh, I should be writing these down...)
You think this to yourself as you consider going somewhere cool, and sliently chuckle.

Realize you're not a hacker, but a cracker script kiddie. Hackers are cool, and clime is not cool.
You take a moment to mull this over, before coming to the conclusion that you are a pretty damn awesome hacker. After all, you can hack the Bank of England.

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> Wallet (£50, credit card)
> Mobile phone (High battery, no credit)
> Lighter

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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2010, 04:00:39 pm »

Inspect the other homes. Are they dark as well? if not then we know they're onto us, if they are also dark then its just a power cut.
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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2010, 04:14:49 pm »

> Hide the hard drive just in case, then get to sleep.
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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2010, 04:26:53 pm »

Inspect the other homes. Are they dark as well? if not then we know they're onto us, if they are also dark then its just a power cut.
You look outside, no one else's lights are on either, although, it is 3:00 in the morning, so it is likely that no one else will have lights on anyway.

> Hide the hard drive just in case, then get to sleep.
You take the multiple external and internal hard drives out of your machine, before heading to bed. Time passes but you can't get to sleep. Eventually you hear a bump downstairs and some footsteps, it seems that someone is in your house.
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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2010, 05:30:20 pm »

Get out NOW!
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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2010, 05:35:53 pm »

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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2010, 05:50:09 pm »

>Prepare Krap Karate skills
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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2010, 10:00:04 pm »

>Retrieve arm(ament)s.
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« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2010, 01:03:52 am »

Run awaaaaaay
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« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2010, 05:58:25 am »

Grab a weapon, get out, and then circle around the house and come in behind the intruder.
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« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2010, 10:05:46 am »

>Retrieve arm(ament)s.
You lift up your mattress, revealing a 9mm pistol, with one full magazine.

Get out NOW!
You, once again, dive out the broken wibndow, this time remembering to protect your arm.

Grab a weapon, get out, and then circle around the house and come in behind the intruder.
You run around th house, through the gate and towards the open front door. You creep into the house, pistol at the ready, although you are hesitant to use the weapon.

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> Wallet (£50, credit card)
> Mobile phone (High battery, no credit)
> Lighter
> 9mm pistol (12)

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« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2010, 10:29:57 am »

>Creep up on yon household invader.
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« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2010, 06:13:35 pm »

Be loud, then hide.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2010, 08:27:10 am »

go to a cafe and drink coffee
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