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[NUKE9.13]

go to a cafe and drink coffee

You are british, not french/american/whatever. The appropriate equivalent is 'go to the Queen and drink tea'.

[Dave Mongoose]

You are british, not french/american/whatever. The appropriate equivalent is 'go to the Queen and drink tea'.

No, shockingly we have cafes and coffee here too (e.g. starbucks).

[Schilcote]

Modify your pistol, like in System Shock 2.

[maxicaxi]

well fine go to a pub than

and actually my homeland Sweden drinks the second most coffee in the world surpassed only by Finland

[NUKE9.13]

You are british, not french/american/whatever. The appropriate equivalent is 'go to the Queen and drink tea'.

No, shockingly we have cafes and coffee here too (e.g. starbucks).

...
Do you not understand humorous stereotypes, or are you being more ironic than I can comprehend?

[Ottofar]

Find Ford Prefect. Pub is a good place to start searching.

[Omegastick]

>Creep up on yon household invader.

You have a very bad feeling about this, but nevertheless you sneak inside your own house and try to find the intruder. You peer round the doorframe into your living room and turn the lights on. Suddenly you hear footsteps and nearly crap yourself.

Be loud, then hide.

You scream at the top of your lungs, "FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!" befor running awway and hidin under the dining table.

go to a cafe and drink coffee

You consider this a bad idea.

Modify your pistol, like in System Shock 2.

Despite the predicament you find yourself in you whip out your pistol and pick up a screwdriver from the floor. After a bit of tampering you have made the gun fire in bursts (somehow).

Find Ford Prefect. Pub is a good place to start searching.

This is about as feasible as travelling to the restaraunt at the end of the universe.

Inventory:
> Passport
> Wallet (£50, credit card)
> Mobile phone (High battery, no credit)
> Lighter
> Screwdriver
> 9mm pistol (12) (burst shots)

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[Karnewarrior]

Hold breath

[Demonic Spoon]

Be loud, then hide.

You scream at the top of your lungs, "FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!" befor running awway and hidin under the dining table.

Hilarious.

[Omegastick]

Hold breath

You hold your breath, and just as you do so your intruder walks into the room. he apparantly cannot hear you not breathing, so he searches the room before leaving. He was wearing a brown suit, he obviously has terrible dress sense.

[Diablous]

Follow him.

[Demonic Spoon]

Charge out from under the table and shoot the intruder.

[Ottofar]

Charge out from under the table and shoot the intruder.

[Karnewarrior]

Hey, no chance to snipe him from under the table?! That was the entire plan!

[Omegastick]

Charge out from under the table and shoot the intruder.

You start breathing again and pull yourself together, before charging out from under the table after the intruder. after a quick dash to your door you see him walk round a corner and out of your line of sight.

Inventory:
> Passport
> Wallet (£50, credit card)
> Mobile phone (High battery, no credit)
> Lighter
> Screwdriver
> 9mm pistol (12) (burst shots)

>