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Author Topic: Judgement Day - C'est fin.  (Read 114134 times)

Samthere

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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1065 on: June 27, 2010, 07:06:47 am »

Alice is the best. <3

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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1066 on: June 27, 2010, 07:09:13 am »

True dat.

We need to give her more hugs. And gifts. We forgot those gifts, didn't we?
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1067 on: June 27, 2010, 07:10:33 am »

We didn't forget, we're just saving them. Let's find out her birthday :D

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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1068 on: June 27, 2010, 07:30:52 am »

I suggested some gifts.
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1069 on: June 27, 2010, 09:50:25 am »

We can't go to Detroit; those inner-city gangs will kill us all.

On the other hand, what is a better way to send a country into chaos than taking out their capital? Washington D.C. anyone?
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1070 on: June 27, 2010, 10:43:06 am »

just destroying random cities will only garner unwanted attention, we need to rest, hide away, and learn more abaut the world before we figure out our next move. For exampl, the fact that IBCMs exist.
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1071 on: June 27, 2010, 10:56:22 am »

We are a Demon I like to think that we enjoy attention. More people coming to us than us to them.
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1072 on: June 27, 2010, 10:58:54 am »

Let's find out her birthday :D

We should.
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1073 on: June 27, 2010, 11:03:55 am »

Also: what would Alice think?
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1074 on: June 28, 2010, 04:13:30 am »

Yea, we need to make it seem like self defence

This is awesome.

Before we go anywhere, we really shuld make some gear! Emmet can make it out of bone, alice can make it out of the mettal scraps laying around. Not only is this helpful, it is also comfortable, and maybe more importantly than any of those allows us to engage in a non scary non combat bounding activity with Alice.

We need:
 - armour, classic full plate with nice engraving and bloodgem spikes for Emmett, and something thatalows allice to quickly become durable even if airborne for some reason at the moment.
 - mele weapon, Emmett already has the vorpal sword, but maybe Alice could use one.
 - a ranged weapon, I recomend a huge gatling gun as described above. For alice maybe just some simple handgun.
 - some kind of vehicle/base, if you can find out some way for it to fly and Alice can recover enough material. Some kind of flying ship I'd imagine. This both gives us somewhere to rest in peace, and solves the problem that Alice can't fly.

Do this, as a bonding exercise and warn her it is neccisary because they will come after us, they dont like loosing.

True dat.

We need to give her more hugs. And gifts. We forgot those gifts, didn't we?

agree, also agree with the birthday thing, maby should get her a pet vicious attack dog, make her love it before training it though
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1075 on: June 29, 2010, 12:31:24 am »

Reading through this entire thread, I realize that I have never been so deeply interested in a forum game like this. The sheer bad-assery, the plot twists, the GOREEE. The best forum game I've seen in a while. I eagerly anticipate new updates.

(Sure it derails from time to time, but they're AWESOME derails.)
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« Reply #1076 on: June 29, 2010, 02:04:30 am »

Reading through this entire thread, I realize that I have never been so deeply interested in a forum game like this. The sheer bad-assery, the plot twists, the GOREEE. The best forum game I've seen in a while. I eagerly anticipate new updates.

(Sure it derails from time to time, but they're AWESOME derails.)

You just made my day!

My week!

Thank you!!!

Just for that: Part III begins tommorow and it will be huge.

EDIT: slight update: due to work being especially exhausting and a surprise visit from my ladyfriend, tonight's episode of Judgement Day will be postponed for another day. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Re: Judgement Day - All's Well That... Oh it's not over yet?
« Reply #1077 on: June 30, 2010, 09:08:48 pm »


You and Alice stand together in the windswept deserts of the American midwest. Both of you are still wearing your dirty and blood stained testing uniforms. 574 and 273 together, one eager to destroy the world, one hesitant to destroy a single person. You are tall, and a deep shade of red. What would be the whites of your eyes (the sclera!) are black, and your irises are a glowing yellow, so that a constant stream of yellow mist is flowing from your vision at all times. Your hair is a deep, shiny black. It is unkempt and mazes all the way down to your shoulder blades. Jutting from your forehead are two large and curved horns. Growing from your back are two large black-feathered wings with a span wider than your body lengthwise. You are undeniably a demon.

Alice is, by all record, an eighteen year old human girl. Her hair is straight and falls to her shoulders, and is the color of golden wheat. Her face is soft and her skin is pale, from never seeing the sun. Her eyes are a piercing still blue, and her eyebrows always seem to arc upwards in the middle in a perpetual bashful gaze. She is unrecognisable as anything demonic.

And yet, here you both are, having murdered several dozen 'innocent' persons together. You, with a sadistic grin on your face and violent joy in your eyes. Her, with her fists clenched against her mouth and eyes to the ground, nervous and confused. You pat her on the head.

"You know America, pet?" You ask lovingly.

"Ah..." she says, looking up at you and blushing at being called 'pet' "Y-yeah.. What... do you... want to know?..."

"Can you tell me where some important places are here?" you ask, with the sweetest smile you can conjure plastered on your face.

"...ummm..." she puts a finger against her mouth in thought. "...well there's the... White House... that
s where the president lives... ummm... there's the "Pentagon"... which is where... all the military stuff is decided... and... ummmm..." she squints her eyes really hard as she tries to remember something important. "There's... New York City... which is... the biggest city I think..."

"Excellent! Would you like to help me find them, Alice? America is filled with bad people that want to hurt everyone, and I'm not going to be able to fix everything on my own. What do you say?" You ask.

"I..." She looks down again. "I... really like you, Emmett... Even though you're scary... and look really weird... you are so nice to me... and you want to help everyone..." She looks up at you, her eyes glinting with interest. "I want to be with you forever..."

You start laughing at the sheer rediculousness of what Alice has just said to you.

"...What!... What did I say!" Alice asks, turning bright red in Embarassment.

"Hahahaha, I've never. EVER. Been complimented like that before," You say through tears. It's true. Never, even in the demon world has anyone said they remotely 'liked you'. Sure, people 'feared you' and 'respected you' and sure some 'would give you anything just please oh please stop tearing my organs out' but no one has ever wanted to be with you. It is a pleasant feeling.

"I'm sorry..." Alice says and looks down again.

Still laughing a bit, you tear a strip of still-clean fabric off of your sleeve. Then, you cut open your palm a little bit and pull some blood out in a long twisting shape. You move the blood so that it completely soaks the fabric. Then you fold it into a ribbon shape and harden the blood into a crystalline form, like the shards you make. You're left holding a large, glimmering, beautiful vermillion bow.

You place it in Alice's hair, as a sign of your affection and ownership.

"Now... Where to go first?" You ponder to yourself.

WHERE TO GO INDEED, EMMETT?
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Re: Judgement Day - Alice Fanservice. Well, kinda. PART III BEGINS.
« Reply #1078 on: June 30, 2010, 09:11:45 pm »

Pentagon. In search of a BFG.
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Re: Judgement Day - Alice Fanservice. Well, kinda. PART III BEGINS.
« Reply #1079 on: June 30, 2010, 10:07:02 pm »

Nah. If we want a BFG the best would probably be back in that facility. I say we take down New York, then when the military is sufficiently confused fly into the side of the white house at supersonic speeds(if we can take that sort of hit at least).
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