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Author Topic: Judgement Day - C'est fin.  (Read 114134 times)

Blargityblarg

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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #630 on: May 30, 2010, 09:47:10 pm »

Two decapitations, then two recapitations with each other's heads.

Make them talk to each other.
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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #631 on: May 30, 2010, 09:52:31 pm »

I might even break out the MS paint for these shenanigans  8)
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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #632 on: May 30, 2010, 09:55:55 pm »

Erk-

I didn't know you'd want it that bad..

uh, well, maybe I will. But there are... a few problems things to know:

1. I have no tablet (but I must scream!)
2. My computational drawings skills are utter shit. And not even so bad they're ironically good. Just bad.
3. It's going to be hard to draw a demoness in leather flinging a tire through a policeman's torso.
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Tarran

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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #633 on: May 30, 2010, 10:18:49 pm »

Those problems mean nothing! Do it anyway!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #634 on: May 30, 2010, 10:48:03 pm »

Augment the density of one of your bones so much that you can smash the hood of a police car in, and flip said car.

EDIT:Also, for an idea to scare the souls out of people, how about taking the livings faces and rearranging the bones so they look like a mutant who has been exposed to severe fugly with a dash of holy crap.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2010, 09:15:41 am by inteuniso »
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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #635 on: May 31, 2010, 12:38:12 pm »

pump all of our demonic powers into our sawnoff
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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #636 on: May 31, 2010, 01:24:18 pm »

Don't do that. We don't want to attract more police.
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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #637 on: May 31, 2010, 02:08:28 pm »

this is taking SO LONG to draw D:
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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #638 on: May 31, 2010, 02:14:46 pm »

this is taking SO LONG to draw D:
It doesn't have to be perfect.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #639 on: May 31, 2010, 03:39:22 pm »

If it's perfect or EVEN APPROACHING PERFECT we'll be slightly cross with you.

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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #640 on: May 31, 2010, 04:30:53 pm »

Hahahahahaha

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Re: Judgement Day - Forever is a long, long time.
« Reply #641 on: June 02, 2010, 10:18:49 pm »

OOC: after literally 30 different attempts I gave up on drawing this shit. Relevant.
OOC2: Nephilim John got cancelled. Life... doesn't seem worth living... (in case anyone is wondering, it's a manhwa with amazing art and battle scenes. Probably one of the top 5 best of manga/manhwa I've ever read. It's actually a huge inspiration for this story.)

You stand in the tire shoppe, holding a rubber wheel in each hand. With a wave of your hand, sharp blood blades stick out of them. "Excellent," you say through a smile.

The sirens of one of the cop cars stops outside the store, the others are still scouting the area.

Two cops step up to the door of the shop, examining the broken window that you entered from earlier. You sit, cross legged on the counter inside.

One of the cops bursts open the door and points his gun at you.
"Hands up!" he demands.

You grin, and your tail flicks lazily back and forth through the air.

"H-hands u-u-u-up!" he says shakily.

You stand up slowly, grab a tire, twist your body..

And discus the tire-shuriken through his body, leaving a gaping hole between his torso and legs. His legs fall forward, his upper body lands behind. You grab his soul in his last few seconds of life. You see the other cop running back towards the car from where you stand. You take the other tire and fling it through the door with such force that the wall of the building bursts apart. The tire rips through the cop, the car, and demolishes several concrete pillars holding the freeway overpass overhead.

"oops," you say, coyly. You can't take the soul from someone you turn into a fine blood mist, silly!

The section of freeway crumbles down to the ground. There's no point in hiding any more, you are filled with bloodlust and power. Let's. fuck. this. city. up.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2010, 10:20:28 pm by Bandages »
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Re: Judgement Day - I doooon't waaant to set the wooorld on fiiiire ~~~
« Reply #642 on: June 02, 2010, 10:27:10 pm »

Go to a military base, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Judgement Day - I doooon't waaant to set the wooorld on fiiiire ~~~
« Reply #643 on: June 02, 2010, 10:27:19 pm »

Engage in sexual coitus with the city in an upwards direction.
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Re: Judgement Day - I doooon't waaant to set the wooorld on fiiiire ~~~
« Reply #644 on: June 02, 2010, 10:29:19 pm »

>Military Base

The nearest one is Whidbey Island. And it sucks = 3=

>Upfuck

Easy enough. But HOW? Using powers? Pure physical upfuckery? Army of kittens? HOW!?
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