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Author Topic: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 26:MASSIVE DAMAGE!  (Read 30157 times)

Ochita

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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 24:Pain happens.
« Reply #270 on: July 06, 2010, 10:01:24 am »

Magic Missile to the FACE. Twice
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 24:Pain happens.
« Reply #271 on: July 06, 2010, 12:17:40 pm »

Grab sword with both hands and Slam it downwards into it's arm, then push myself out of it's grip, and jump away.
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 24:Pain happens.
« Reply #272 on: July 06, 2010, 04:22:27 pm »

I dark bolt the demon's arm holding Kilakan twice, while my zombies wrestle eachother.
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 24:Pain happens.
« Reply #273 on: July 06, 2010, 08:23:13 pm »

i charge and attack with my zobeeze

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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 24:Pain happens.
« Reply #274 on: July 09, 2010, 04:55:52 am »

I'll post today.
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 24:Pain happens.
« Reply #275 on: July 09, 2010, 12:11:38 pm »

Systar:"Reload! Crossbow bolt to the balls this time."

(1) Ultimate wit failure happens and you somehow manage to miss the demon and shoot your foot.

Ochita:"Magic Missile to the FACE. Twice"

(3,3) Both hit the demons torso.

Kilakan:"Grab sword with both hands and Slam it downwards into it's arm, then push myself out of it's grip, and jump away."

(5+1) You slam your sword into the demons arm.The attack doesn't wound the demon,but the pain distracts him and you jump escaping his grip.(4+1) You manage to latch on to the demons horn and hold onto its neck.You climb higher and push your swords blade into the demons forehead,leaving a deep wound,then landing. (Woo,badass.)

Serolius:"I dark bolt the demon's arm holding Kilakan twice, while my zombies wrestle eachother."

(5,5) You manage to pierce two holes in the demons hand.(1)Your zombie tries to wrestle...your other zombie,but it swings its hand too hard and it falls off...

Saret:"i charge and attack with my zobeeze"

 (6+1) You charge the demon and cut its ankle,leaving a big wound and making the demon kneel.(4,5) The combined efforts of your zombies manage to put a few bruises on the zombies other leg.

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 The zombies keep fighting between themselves,but don't manage to make any notable wounds.

 The demon chants an unknown incantation.For a moment everything becomes dark and you start feeling weak.

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Turn start.

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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #276 on: July 09, 2010, 12:25:26 pm »

I'm not too good with this crossbow.

Ouch!  Another reload!  Another bolt, this one to the chest.

Center mass- easy to hit.
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #277 on: July 09, 2010, 01:33:04 pm »

Run up to the demon and stab its eyes out!
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #278 on: July 09, 2010, 02:07:02 pm »

Charge and plunge my sword into it's gut, then twist and slash it free.
Let's see if demons have guts like the rest of us eh? HAHAHA!
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #279 on: July 09, 2010, 03:00:36 pm »

rip and tear RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!

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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #280 on: July 11, 2010, 09:49:39 pm »

Double dark bolt to the forehead.
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #281 on: July 12, 2010, 04:08:06 am »

Will post later today.

rip and tear RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!

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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #282 on: July 13, 2010, 10:58:12 am »

Busyness.Will probably post tomorrow.
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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #283 on: July 13, 2010, 04:32:20 pm »

here comes the night train, cho cho cha cho

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Re: Tom's dungeon crawl.(TM) Turn 25:Badassery
« Reply #284 on: July 15, 2010, 01:35:38 am »

Sorry for the lateness.

Systar:"Ouch!  Another reload!  Another bolt, this one to the chest."

 (5) Your bolt hits the demon in the chest,leaving a small hole.

Ochita:"Run up to the demon and stab its eyes out!"

 (4) You stab the demon in the head,leaving a cut.

Kilakan:"Charge and plunge my sword into it's gut, then twist and slash it free."

 (4) You stab the demons gut,only to realize that to a demon your sword would look really small.You leave a cut.

Saret:"rip and tear RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!"

 (3) You don't manage to penetrate the demons tough skin.

Serolious:"Double dark bolt to the forehead."

(3,3) Miss.

The combined efforts of your zombies kills the other zombie.

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 The demon stands up and goes berserk.Swinging his arms he knocks everyone near away.
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