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[Protactinium]

http://pogpog.com/v/chinese-multifunction-shovel-puts-your-swiss-army-knife-to-shame/

Seriously. Channeling, mining, chopping, and then as a shield and bottle opener?

[IronyOwl]

Holy crap, a bladed saw shovel with wire cutters and a hammer built into the adjustable joint of the head. I have to wonder how fast that thing dulls, though.

Also the dwarven version would have a welder in it. Yes, that would mean the handle would be a fuel tank, what of it?

[forsaken1111]

Fuel tank? You can just use dwarf blood, it's quite flammable.

[neverknown]

I just love the show off of the anchor function at 3:20

[Funk]

proof that china is a riseing power there trying to take swiss's job.

[clc02]

They sure are stretching it for shield...

[Capntastic]

There's nothing really new about this?   The US and other nations have had similar ridiculous entrenching tools for decades.

[forsaken1111]

There's nothing really new about this?   The US and other nations have had similar ridiculous entrenching tools for decades.

Yes but I don't recall any ridiculously elaborate propaganda videos from the US for the entrenching tool claiming it's a shield of all things.

[alway]

"Oar" lol
As they charge with them they are trained to yell "And now I shall kill you with my pick-oar-shovel-shield-saw!"

[Urist Imiknorris]

"Oar" lol
As they charge with them they are trained to yell "And now I shall kill you with my everyweapon!"

Fixed.

[troodon]

I assumed that dwarves already each had something similar, for all those tasks that they can do without tools.

[Retro]

I assumed that dwarves already each had something similar, for all those tasks that they can do without tools.

It's known as 'the beard.'

[BradB]

I assumed that dwarves already each had something similar, for all those tasks that they can do without tools.

It's known as 'the beard.'

(argh ninja'd.)

And full beards are something the Chinese do not have! 

[Protactinium]

There's nothing really new about this?   The US and other nations have had similar ridiculous entrenching tools for decades.

Yes but I don't recall any ridiculously elaborate propaganda videos from the US for the entrenching tool claiming it's a shield of all things.

Hey, man, if you were being attacked, you'd want a shield like that over nothing.

Unless, of course, you're Tony Jaa.

[Tarran]

I bet this shovel could win wars itself. It effectively removes the need for several other tools.