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Author Topic: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 10, We found one!  (Read 7443 times)

Meanmelter

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2010, 09:14:13 pm »

Is that a Giant Evil Mouse Cursor? Nahh, your hallucinating from the Elvish magic.

You try to slowly move to the nearest tree. You manage to get there without them noticing. The other donkey's start to go mad. The Elvin's begin to move in the for the distraction the donkey's are telling them.


-You feel as if people are counting on you.
-You are Cold.
-You are Full.
-It is slightly dark.
-You are scared.
-You are Frightened
-You See an Elven Caravan.
-Many Donkey's sense you.
-Skills: Hunting Skilled  (50/250) Fishing Novice: (0/100) Spear Skilled (50/250) Stealth Novice (60/100)
-Stats: Very Agile.
-Special Effects: You are a Troglodyte, you have sharp claws.
-Inventory: 3 Cave Plump Helmets,  Tower-Cap Hunting Spear.
-Equipped: Battered Tower-Cap Shield, Tower-Cap Spear, Bush Disguise.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2010, 09:15:29 pm »

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Get behind the tree, out of sight of the caravan, then enter the travel screen.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2010, 09:17:21 pm »

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Get behind the tree, out of sight of the caravan, then enter the travel screen.
There is no Travel Screen. The only other place you know of is your house.
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Samthere

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2010, 09:17:33 pm »

Sob silently.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2010, 11:58:46 pm »

Sob silently.
Make something up to go with this so that the elves will not consider you hostile.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2010, 12:04:59 am »

dig down with our claws and hide underground
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

Sarvesh Mossbeard

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2010, 04:07:33 am »

Elves are supposed to be at peace with wildlife, right?
You know what I would consider not hostile. Walking. In sight. Not hiding. Making them know of their presence, and letting know you mean no harm. Screw that donkey.

Run away at the first sign of weapons being drawn.. Run away far far away as fast you can!
« Last Edit: May 25, 2010, 06:14:47 am by Sarvesh Mossbeard »
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You forgot a detail: Dorfs get webbed in GCS webs and trigger traps. Right now we have some 12 caged dwarves, including you.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2010, 08:16:26 am »

But elves are so fast! AND MY LEGS JUST WON'T MOVE  :'(

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2010, 11:02:35 am »

Elves are supposed to be at peace with wildlife, right?
You know what I would consider not hostile. Walking. In sight. Not hiding. Making them know of their presence, and letting know you mean no harm. Screw that donkey.

Run away at the first sign of weapons being drawn.. Run away far far away as fast you can!

we hav ewood armor!!!!!!!!
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2010, 02:03:39 pm »

Jump out and offer to trade with them.  Make up some story as how you were looking for food in the dirt. 
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 0
« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2010, 03:34:42 pm »

You remembered that elves are in love with everything nature, even though you are more of CAVE NATURE as dwarf's call you, you take your chances and reveal yourself... They start to crowd you, only you are accepted. They probably don't care about your gear because it is wood from a 'mushroom underground and not on the surface, or they are just color-blind. One of the trades Elf say's.
Uhh, he is naked, hold on, I'll go get you some clothes
He runs back to the cart and gives you some +Rope Reed Loincloth+, +Rope Reed Shirt with a Hood+, and a +Rope Reed Pants. You Equip the +Rope Reed Loincloth+, +Rope Reed Shirt with a Hood+, and  +Rope Reed Pants+

The Trades Elf say's
Goodbye Ol' Brave Troglodyte! Hope we Rejoice someday!
They Leave the sene and you are now standing in the middle of the road.


-The Elven Aura has left you
-You feel as if people are counting on you.
-You are Cold.
-You are Quite full
-It is slightly dark.
-You are confused.
-Skills: Hunting Skilled  (50/250) Fishing Novice: (0/100) Spear Skilled (50/250) Stealth Novice (60/100) Negotiation Newb (5/50)
-Stats: Very Agile.
-Special Effects: You are a Troglodyte, you have sharp claws.
-Inventory: 3 Cave Plump Helmets,  Tower-Cap Hunting Spear.
-Equipped: Battered Tower-Cap Shield, Tower-Cap Spear, +Rope Reed Loincloth+, +Rope Reed Shirt with a Hood+, +Rope Reed Pants+.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2010, 03:48:48 pm by Meanmelter »
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 6 Ehh, what?
« Reply #56 on: May 25, 2010, 04:13:55 pm »

Now ambush the next human that walks by.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 6 Ehh, what?
« Reply #57 on: May 25, 2010, 04:41:42 pm »

Now ambush the next human that walks by.
What if he is not a peasant. They requested a Peasant?

I suggest you Look around for a farm, you know? the places with poor farmers with like no weapons?
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 6 Ehh, what?
« Reply #58 on: May 25, 2010, 04:45:38 pm »

Lower hood. And put some shrubs on your chin, so we can enter towns disguised as a dwarf.
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Re: A Troglodyte Adventure. Turn 6 Ehh, what?
« Reply #59 on: May 25, 2010, 06:14:47 pm »

Practice stealth while searching the outskirts of the nearest town for a farm or something. Find that peasant.
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