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SolarShado

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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2010, 07:45:49 pm »

Hmmmm....

It wouldn't work too well for a theater release, but a DVD release could include multiple story-lines...
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2010, 08:38:10 pm »

theater is for stuff people know about (or super-hyped things they think they know about).
DVD would be fine.

No Uwe Boll.

Special features: both Komato sports (Hyper-Turret-something-something and something-something-Hide And-Seek-Minefield.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2010, 08:38:56 pm »

Summer Glau as Iji. Yes.

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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2010, 08:40:19 pm »

As Pacifist Massacre-wielding Iji, or BLOW UP EVERYTHING Velocithor-wielding Iji?
« Last Edit: September 29, 2010, 08:43:39 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2010, 08:40:28 pm »

Yesyesyesyesyes
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2010, 08:40:48 pm »

Why not both?

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Plus, with St and/or At at 10... Oh crap.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2010, 09:55:48 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2010, 08:41:29 pm »

Summer Glau as Iji. Yes.

hmmm....

that could work... i've never seen her play a character as prone to introspection as Iji, but for the action scenes... :)
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2010, 08:45:26 pm »

Teenage Sarah Conner is Iji.
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2010, 08:47:17 pm »

Why not both?
Because it is impossible to wield both at once, you have to survive the entire game without killing anything non-robotic to get one, and the other needs two maxed out weaponry skills. and really high Crack.

Both at once would be AWESOME, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2010, 08:52:36 pm »

Why not both?
Because it is impossible to wield both at once, you have to survive the entire game without killing anything non-robotic to get one, and the other needs two maxed out weaponry skills. and really high Crack.

Both at once would be AWESOME, though.
I think I actually managed that. I don't fully recall. I think I still have my pacifist game, but I'll see if I pulled off getting both.


EDIT:
Yep. Replayed my pacifist save. I got both. Just as I mentioned in the spoiler. Max level the first time, and 1 level below that this time (49). I was rushing to it. Oh yeah, and 0 technical kills BTW all the way to the boss. Oh, and repeated what I said as well in the spoiler as well as my method of finishing. ;D
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2010, 10:26:30 pm »

huh. well ok then, awesome.
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2010, 10:51:19 pm »

As Pacifist Massacre-wielding Iji, or BLOW UP EVERYTHING Velocithor-wielding Iji?
100% Completion Null Driver-wielding Trapped-in-Sector-Y for all eternity Iji.

Alternatively, all three smashed together Clue style.
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2010, 10:55:07 pm »

 For some reason I want to see Michelle Rodriguez as kill everything Iji, and part of my brain is slapping the other part saying "No, that won't work dummy."
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2010, 03:40:14 pm »

Definitely, Micheal Cera needs to play Dan.

Also, I too think Summer Glau should play Iji.
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Re: If Iji was made into a movie...
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2010, 06:25:41 am »

I think I'll go play the game then participate in this thread.
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