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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 2773829 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16005 on: October 04, 2012, 01:26:36 pm »

I'm telling you, dude...your roommate is Scumbag Steve.
I haven't even told you about how creepy he is towards women.

Here are some real quotes from my roommate about women, verbatim:

"Girls want to be abused cause' they got daddy issues."

"Women want guys who are mean to them, it's just how they are."

"If they fuck you when they're drunk they'll fuck you when you're sober."

"I'm gonna try to sleep with a girl from every state before I graduate."

"If you want to meet women, go to a club, walk up, and start grinding on them."

"Ain't nothing wrong with lying to a girl so she'll fuck you."

Dude gives off a serious rapist vibe whenever he talks about women. No wonder he's spectacularly failed to get laid as he says he thinks he will every night when he leaves to go party.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16006 on: October 04, 2012, 01:27:44 pm »

I'm telling you, dude...your roommate is Scumbag Steve.
I haven't even told you about how creepy he is towards women.

Here are some real quotes from my roommate about women, verbatim:

"Girls want to be abused cause' they got daddy issues."

"Women want guys who are mean to them, it's just how they are."

"If they fuck you when they're drunk they'll fuck you when you're sober."

"I'm gonna try to sleep with a girl from every state before I graduate."

"If you want to meet women, go to a club, walk up, and start grinding on them."

"Ain't nothing wrong with lying to a girl so she'll fuck you."

Dude gives off a serious rapist vibe whenever he talks about women. No wonder he's spectacularly failed to get laid as he says he thinks he will every night when he leaves to go party.


Hedge clippers. Stat. We need to revoke this scumbag's mancards.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16007 on: October 04, 2012, 01:28:20 pm »

* kaijyuu is mortified
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16008 on: October 04, 2012, 01:28:28 pm »

Ugh. You are an embarrassment to XY chromosomes everywhere, Scumbag Steve  :(
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16009 on: October 04, 2012, 01:32:26 pm »

.....I hate being right sometimes.


You should print out a nice big picture of Scumbag Steve and post it near the dorm door, so that meme-savvy people are suitably warned before entering. Your roommate will likely just think, "Hey, who's the bro with the bangin' threads, yo?"


I honestly cringe on your behalf. At least you only have a couple more months of this and then you can get the hell out of there and onto another roommate.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2012, 01:36:48 pm by RedKing »
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16010 on: October 04, 2012, 01:34:44 pm »

I'm sorry, but this key things seems like an absolutely wonderful way to keep him out of your hair for a while. Under no circumstance should you leave that door unlocked - you will, in fact, regret it, if you have /anything/ of value, especially a laptop or anything of the sort.

And pleading ignorance/habit in this case would be trivial.

Heck, feel free to lock yourself in the room, and when he comes banging at the door just repeatedly say "Lololol!"

And remember, he shouldn't freak out about it because after all it "was only a joke" that happened to last 18 hours.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2012, 01:37:00 pm by GlyphGryph »
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16011 on: October 04, 2012, 01:35:49 pm »

I'm sorry, but this key things seems like an absolutely wonderful way to keep him out of your hair for a while. Under no circumstance should you leave that door unlocked - you will, in fact, regret it, if you have /anything/ of value, especially a laptop or anything of the sort.

And pleading ignorance/habit in this case would be trivial.


Not to mention it would be hilarious to come home at 3 in the morning to find him asleep on the floor, sneak in, and lock the door behind you again.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16012 on: October 04, 2012, 01:37:30 pm »

I considered the possibility of him breaking down the door, but if he does that he's in serious trouble with University Housing.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16013 on: October 04, 2012, 01:38:00 pm »

Exactly. If he does that, he is totally gone. Bonus!
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16014 on: October 04, 2012, 01:38:06 pm »

Exactly! Win-win!
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16015 on: October 04, 2012, 01:38:32 pm »

Yeah, definitely keep that door locked at all times. It will either encourage him to get his key back, or he'll retaliate against you and you'll have a valid reason to complain and get a new roommate.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16016 on: October 04, 2012, 01:39:13 pm »

Ah-ha! The tables have turned, my friends!
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16017 on: October 04, 2012, 01:39:58 pm »

Pissing off the guy you have to share a room with, as in, y'know, render yourself completely incapable of any form of self defense every night, is probably not the best idea.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16018 on: October 04, 2012, 01:43:45 pm »

Pissing off the guy you have to share a room with, as in, y'know, render yourself completely incapable of any form of self defense every night, is probably not the best idea.
Given the things MSH has posted, I don't think the guy is even smart enough to sneak attack at night. He'd just barge in and start something in view of everyone. That said, it's a valid concern.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Porkalypse Edition
« Reply #16019 on: October 04, 2012, 01:44:19 pm »

You forgot the part where he's locked outside.



(no really while the dude's an ass, I don't think he'll stoop to murder or mutilation for vengeance, and anything less is probably worth it to get a good reason to complain and get rid of him)
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