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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 2033825 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34935 on: April 18, 2014, 10:02:32 am »

I'm pissed off that a crazy Ukrainian lady holocausted all of my house's spiders a while back with bleach and worse. To this day the only signs I've seen of them returning is a single spider moult I've found on a staircase. The moth population has bloomed and there's no spiders to keep them in check.

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34936 on: April 18, 2014, 10:07:05 am »

I'm pissed off that a crazy Ukrainian lady holocausted all of my house's spiders a while back with bleach and worse. To this day the only signs I've seen of them returning is a single spider moult I've found on a staircase. The moth population has bloomed and there's no spiders to keep them in check.

I'll take moths over shit crawling into my mouth while I sleep any day of the week.

Also, clearly that lady was a seekrit Russian spy.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34937 on: April 18, 2014, 10:20:37 am »

I'm pretty sure spiders don't actually crawl into your mouth when you sleep. Five bucks says that old statistic is bogus.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34938 on: April 18, 2014, 10:26:28 am »

I'm pretty sure spiders don't actually crawl into your mouth when you sleep. Five bucks says that old statistic is bogus.

When the fucking things are crawling on you in real life, it's a lot easier to believe.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34939 on: April 18, 2014, 11:15:17 am »

I'll take moths over shit crawling into my mouth while I sleep any day of the week.

Also, clearly that lady was a seekrit Russian spy.
From personal experience, I'd rather wake up and find a startled spider dangling above my head than be driven into bloody frenzy by another god damn moth.

I also suspect she was a Russian spy. She was 7 ft tall.

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34940 on: April 18, 2014, 11:18:10 am »

She was 7 ft tall.

Sure it wasn't just Janet, then?
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34941 on: April 18, 2014, 11:23:57 am »

If it were Janet, would LW be here to tell us about it? I think not.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34942 on: April 18, 2014, 11:25:59 am »

He's already dead, he just doesn't know it yet.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34943 on: April 18, 2014, 11:27:59 am »

Yep. This is sixth sense.

Either that, or I don't exist, and am only a figment of LW's imagination....

Would I know? Hm...deeep.

Then again, LW's ghostly mind wouldn't really think of me writing this

Or would it...

Help! Existential crisis!
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34944 on: April 18, 2014, 11:41:00 am »

Help! Existential crisis!
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34946 on: April 18, 2014, 11:48:13 am »

I'm pretty sure if I was a Russian spy I'd know about it. Plus I'd never kill spiders, I love spiders!
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34947 on: April 18, 2014, 11:51:05 am »

Haven't you heard of sleeper agents, Janet?

The code-word (probably Potato) will awaken you to do Putin's bidding!
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34948 on: April 18, 2014, 11:55:48 am »

I'm pretty sure if I was a Russian spy I'd know about it. Plus I'd never kill spiders, I love spiders!
If I was a Russian spy, would I feign friendship with spiders to get others to trust me...?

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34949 on: April 18, 2014, 11:57:06 am »

Haven't you heard of sleeper agents, Janet?

The code-word (probably Potato) will awaken you to do Putin's bidding!
No, no. Not Putin. Potato is the code word for the Korean spies.
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