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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 2552390 times)

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34755 on: April 18, 2014, 11:55:48 am »

I'm pretty sure if I was a Russian spy I'd know about it. Plus I'd never kill spiders, I love spiders!
If I was a Russian spy, would I feign friendship with spiders to get others to trust me...?

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34756 on: April 18, 2014, 11:57:06 am »

Haven't you heard of sleeper agents, Janet?

The code-word (probably Potato) will awaken you to do Putin's bidding!
No, no. Not Putin. Potato is the code word for the Korean spies.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34757 on: April 18, 2014, 12:14:54 pm »

And Latvian spies.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34758 on: April 18, 2014, 12:47:28 pm »

Asshole bus driver. Couldn't drive worth a crap. Tells me that I'm not allowed to stand(generally, there's nowhere to sit). Then he floors it around the blind bend leading up to my stop, and probably only stopped at me stop because someone wanted to get on. As I was getting off, I could swear that doors tried to close on me.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34759 on: April 18, 2014, 01:01:37 pm »

Spiders are wonderful and you should never kill them.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34760 on: April 18, 2014, 01:15:34 pm »

Unless you live in Middle Earth. They have a rather big one there.
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« Reply #34761 on: April 18, 2014, 01:21:50 pm »

I personally welcome my new spider overlords.

They keep the other bug populations down.
As a child I raised a gargantuan wolf spider broodmother to ascendency in my shed, nurturing her until her spawn covered the walls. Why? You can coexist with wolf spiders, you cannot with wasps. Fuck wasps.
Okay that's cool.
I wish I had a shed in which to raise spiders. There's not really any unused space where I can keep them safe.

You should store them in the nearest fire.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34762 on: April 18, 2014, 01:25:33 pm »

Spiders are wonderful and you should never kill them.

If they're so wonderful why are they a staple monster in every fantasy adventure since ever?

Answer: They've envenomed your brain already. Enjoy your spider babies when they hatch.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34763 on: April 18, 2014, 01:30:01 pm »

Asshole bus driver. Couldn't drive worth a crap. Tells me that I'm not allowed to stand(generally, there's nowhere to sit). Then he floors it around the blind bend leading up to my stop, and probably only stopped at me stop because someone wanted to get on. As I was getting off, I could swear that doors tried to close on me.
Aren't there handles and loops on the ceiling?

Spiders are awful and should stay away from me.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34764 on: April 18, 2014, 01:31:24 pm »

I for one welcome our eight-legged overlords.

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34765 on: April 18, 2014, 01:37:24 pm »

Killing something because it looks bad isn't a good basis for civilization.

And I still don't welcome them, I buck 'em out of my house.

Though, you try saving the damn flies that somehow get into the toilet. And the odd spider, too. Have to use tissue to help the poor things.

But, I'd like to think if I were drowning, some benevolent (Well, given that it's me not truly benevolent, but meh) power would deign to help me. I've chased moths around my bedroom with cups before. Boy, I need to grow myself a life :P
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34766 on: April 18, 2014, 01:39:42 pm »

Killing something because it looks bad isn't a good basis for civilization.

And I still don't welcome them, I buck 'em out of my house.

Though, you try saving the damn flies that somehow get into the toilet. And the odd spider, too. Have to use tissue to help the poor things.

But, I'd like to think if I were drowning, some benevolent (Well, given that it's me not truly benevolent, but meh) power would deign to help me. I've chased moths around my bedroom with cups before. Boy, I need to grow myself a life :P

If I walked into an apex predator's den and started crawling all over them, I'd fully expect to get killed.

I like how people are all "dont kill spiders!" despite the fact they breed in the hundreds.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34767 on: April 18, 2014, 01:40:18 pm »

Anyone who has experienced russian mosquitoes cannot hate anything that kills them.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34768 on: April 18, 2014, 01:47:30 pm »

Anyone who has experienced russian mosquitoes cannot hate anything that kills them.
Not to mention horseflies. These fuckers are ought to murder you and will fly at you even if you're running away. On a bicycle.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF STARS! Edition
« Reply #34769 on: April 18, 2014, 01:48:45 pm »

Killing something because it looks bad isn't a good basis for civilization.

And I still don't welcome them, I buck 'em out of my house.

Though, you try saving the damn flies that somehow get into the toilet. And the odd spider, too. Have to use tissue to help the poor things.

But, I'd like to think if I were drowning, some benevolent (Well, given that it's me not truly benevolent, but meh) power would deign to help me. I've chased moths around my bedroom with cups before. Boy, I need to grow myself a life :P

If I walked into an apex predator's den and started crawling all over them, I'd fully expect to get killed.

I like how people are all "dont kill spiders!" despite the fact they breed in the hundreds.
Yea, but the predator would eat you. It would have reason. I'm going to assume you don't eat them :/
It's more of a morality thing, with me. I just don't like killing without cause. I always seem to think of insects as life. As in, they are alive, they are unique, and by killing one of them a little bit less is in the world. And I caused suffering for no reason.
Then I think about all the generations of insects I wiped out because that one can't breed.
I most definitely overthink it.
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