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[Descan]

And Latvian spies.

[Akura]

Asshole bus driver. Couldn't drive worth a crap. Tells me that I'm not allowed to stand(generally, there's nowhere to sit). Then he floors it around the blind bend leading up to my stop, and probably only stopped at me stop because someone wanted to get on. As I was getting off, I could swear that doors tried to close on me.

[Knit tie]

Spiders are wonderful and you should never kill them.

[Th4DwArfY1]

Unless you live in Middle Earth. They have a rather big one there.

[Xantalos]

I personally welcome my new spider overlords.

They keep the other bug populations down.

As a child I raised a gargantuan wolf spider broodmother to ascendency in my shed, nurturing her until her spawn covered the walls. Why? You can coexist with wolf spiders, you cannot with wasps. Fuck wasps.

Okay that's cool.
I wish I had a shed in which to raise spiders. There's not really any unused space where I can keep them safe.

You should store them in the nearest fire.

Skitter would disapprove.

KILL ALL SPIDERS
SKITTER UNCONTROLLABLE HATE MECHANISM ACTIVATED

[nenjin]

Spiders are wonderful and you should never kill them.

If they're so wonderful why are they a staple monster in every fantasy adventure since ever?

Answer: They've envenomed your brain already. Enjoy your spider babies when they hatch.

[Parsely]

Asshole bus driver. Couldn't drive worth a crap. Tells me that I'm not allowed to stand(generally, there's nowhere to sit). Then he floors it around the blind bend leading up to my stop, and probably only stopped at me stop because someone wanted to get on. As I was getting off, I could swear that doors tried to close on me.

Aren't there handles and loops on the ceiling?

Spiders are awful and should stay away from me.

[Sinistar]

I for one welcome our eight-legged overlords.

WE SHALL OCCUPY THE BOTTOM OF THIS TOILET COVER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, HUMAN

[Th4DwArfY1]

Killing something because it looks bad isn't a good basis for civilization.

And I still don't welcome them, I buck 'em out of my house.

Though, you try saving the damn flies that somehow get into the toilet. And the odd spider, too. Have to use tissue to help the poor things.

But, I'd like to think if I were drowning, some benevolent (Well, given that it's me not truly benevolent, but meh) power would deign to help me. I've chased moths around my bedroom with cups before. Boy, I need to grow myself a life

[nenjin]

Killing something because it looks bad isn't a good basis for civilization.

And I still don't welcome them, I buck 'em out of my house.

Though, you try saving the damn flies that somehow get into the toilet. And the odd spider, too. Have to use tissue to help the poor things.

But, I'd like to think if I were drowning, some benevolent (Well, given that it's me not truly benevolent, but meh) power would deign to help me. I've chased moths around my bedroom with cups before. Boy, I need to grow myself a life

If I walked into an apex predator's den and started crawling all over them, I'd fully expect to get killed.

I like how people are all "dont kill spiders!" despite the fact they breed in the hundreds.

[Knit tie]

Anyone who has experienced russian mosquitoes cannot hate anything that kills them.

[Sergarr]

Anyone who has experienced russian mosquitoes cannot hate anything that kills them.

Not to mention horseflies. These fuckers are ought to murder you and will fly at you even if you're running away. On a bicycle.

[Th4DwArfY1]

Killing something because it looks bad isn't a good basis for civilization.

And I still don't welcome them, I buck 'em out of my house.

Though, you try saving the damn flies that somehow get into the toilet. And the odd spider, too. Have to use tissue to help the poor things.

But, I'd like to think if I were drowning, some benevolent (Well, given that it's me not truly benevolent, but meh) power would deign to help me. I've chased moths around my bedroom with cups before. Boy, I need to grow myself a life

If I walked into an apex predator's den and started crawling all over them, I'd fully expect to get killed.

I like how people are all "dont kill spiders!" despite the fact they breed in the hundreds.

Yea, but the predator would eat you. It would have reason. I'm going to assume you don't eat them :/
It's more of a morality thing, with me. I just don't like killing without cause. I always seem to think of insects as life. As in, they are alive, they are unique, and by killing one of them a little bit less is in the world. And I caused suffering for no reason.
Then I think about all the generations of insects I wiped out because that one can't breed.
I most definitely overthink it.

[Parsely]

I think I do the smart spiders a favor by stomping the dumb ones that stagger drunkenly across the middle of the floor. I even give them a chance to run away.

"C'mon! Put em' *hic* up!"

[Knit tie]

Anyone who has experienced russian mosquitoes cannot hate anything that kills them.

Not to mention horseflies. These fuckers are ought to murder you and will fly at you even if you're running away. On a bicycle.

Whenever your skin is wet, these bastards all gravitate towards you like a politician's hand towards your wallet.