Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 2352 2353 [2354] 2355 2356 ... 3326

Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 1991736 times)

Helgoland

  • Bay Watcher
  • No man is an island.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35295 on: April 24, 2014, 06:23:41 pm »

I mean, I once ate the still-beating heart of a hugeass black grouse, but I did it on a bet and hearts don't tend to fucking kill you like so much fat and salt is known to do.
Did you kill it with an ice-axe?
Logged
The Bay12 postcard club
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Pnx

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35296 on: April 24, 2014, 06:35:58 pm »

Just for the record, as a cynic, I'm inclined to disbelieve the stories of both the wolf and the grouse.
Wait, are you claiming that wolves and grouse are a myth? Damn it, I knew those creatures were too good to be true!
Logged

Knit tie

  • Bay Watcher
  • Consider avatar too slim until end of diet.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35297 on: April 24, 2014, 06:36:58 pm »

I mean, I once ate the still-beating heart of a hugeass black grouse, but I did it on a bet and hearts don't tend to fucking kill you like so much fat and salt is known to do.
Did you kill it with an ice-axe?
No, I was black grouse hunting with my friends, we got a really powerful long-range rifle with us so the normally grueling hunt was a cakewalk as we just sniped the bird instead of painstakingly sneaking up to it, anyway, my buddy took a shot and decapitated the bird, its headless corpse started to flail on the ground, we ran up to it and then Andrey said: "Hey -name-, bet you cannot eat this bird's heart like a viking!", and then I cut the now-still bird-corpse open and ate the warm heart. It wasn't really beating, to be fair, just slightly trembling.

Just for the record, as a cynic, I'm inclined to disbelieve the stories of both the wolf and the grouse.

However, if they are true, power to you, I guess.
I am sorry to say that I do not value the opinion of a man whose achievements are so insignificant that he prefers to portray himself as a virtuoso masturbator very much.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Helgoland

  • Bay Watcher
  • No man is an island.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35298 on: April 24, 2014, 06:43:26 pm »

That icebear is masturbating?
Logged
The Bay12 postcard club
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

BlackFlyme

  • Bay Watcher
  • BlackFlyme cancels Work: Interrupted by bird.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35299 on: April 24, 2014, 06:59:37 pm »

Got DS2 to work through a method I can only describe as 'fucking hoops as shit'.

New problem. Can't find the receiver to connect my controller to my computer.

E: Found it. Though the batteries are half dead.

New problem, and an eyesore warning.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 24, 2014, 07:24:26 pm by BlackFlyme »
Logged
I take great solace in your flammability.

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35301 on: April 24, 2014, 08:01:45 pm »

is it sad that I've actually tried to play games like that before?

I wasn't successful, but I tried.
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Parsely

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35302 on: April 24, 2014, 08:07:11 pm »

is it sad that I've actually tried to play games like that before?

I wasn't successful, but I tried.
I completed Fable with no working textures. Except the water, which looked like vomit. It was yellow with green and red chunky specks in it, and it flowed.

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35303 on: April 24, 2014, 08:10:07 pm »

I still have to play Knights and Merchants with the colors inverted.
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Parsely

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35304 on: April 24, 2014, 10:10:25 pm »

And yet I could run Mechwarrior 4 with max graphics and over a dozen heavy mechs and assorted light vehicles all lobbing rockets and lasers at one another with no lag. GUNIN junior was a very confuse little babby with the way his stupid computer worked.

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35305 on: April 24, 2014, 10:11:02 pm »

is it sad that I've actually tried to play games like that before?

I wasn't successful, but I tried.
I completed Fable with no working textures. Except the water, which looked like vomit. It was yellow with green and red chunky specks in it, and it flowed.
... yeah, there was a point I was only able to get WC3 running decently by taking a third party program and disabling... nearly everything. Stuff like shaders, iirc. And colors. Everything was basically a textureless black and white wireframe or... something along those lines. But it ran better!
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

Arx

  • Bay Watcher
  • Iron within, iron without.
    • View Profile
    • Art!
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35306 on: April 25, 2014, 12:06:49 am »

is it sad that I've actually tried to play games like that before?

I wasn't successful, but I tried.
I completed Fable with no working textures. Except the water, which looked like vomit. It was yellow with green and red chunky specks in it, and it flowed.
... yeah, there was a point I was only able to get WC3 running decently by taking a third party program and disabling... nearly everything. Stuff like shaders, iirc. And colors. Everything was basically a textureless black and white wireframe or... something along those lines. But it ran better!

Age of Empire III used to have massive graphical glitches on my old PC. I won something like five singleplayer games before giving up.

I shall drown you in a flood of fapping animals of varying kinds for such a grave insult.

And EarwaxTM.
Logged

I am on Discord as Arx#2415.
Tu jee, veerey / Toofano se lad ke [Fight, brave one / Fight those internal storms and]
Tu jeet, veerey / Zakhmo se bhid kar bhi tu [Win, brave one / Weather those wounds and]
Firse uthega yaara [Rise once again]

Mel lives again! Fight monsters; fight crime; fight compound interest...

scriver

  • Bay Watcher
  • City streets ain't got much pity
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35307 on: April 25, 2014, 03:58:20 am »

I don't get your problem with black coffee. I mean, I prefer mine with a little milk in it, but I don't mind drinking it black either. As for the heat, you're not supposed to just gulp it down. You take smaller sips at the beginning, just like you do with tea. Or high % chocolate, in that it tastes better in smaller bites rather than just chomping down on it.
Logged
Love, scriver~

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35308 on: April 25, 2014, 04:02:30 am »

I don't get your problem with black coffee. I mean, I prefer mine with a little milk in it, but I don't mind drinking it black either. As for the heat, you're not supposed to just gulp it down. You take smaller sips at the beginning, just like you do with tea. Or high % chocolate, in that it tastes better in smaller bites rather than just chomping down on it.
You kidding? Dark chocolate tastes better in one huge chunk!
Preferably bacon dark chocolate.
Tasty.
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

scriver

  • Bay Watcher
  • City streets ain't got much pity
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! Edition
« Reply #35309 on: April 25, 2014, 04:43:19 am »

A. Bacon is overdone.

B. If it's got something in it, it brings down the %. You're no longer eating dark chocolate. Just ordinary chocolate with pieces of something that is very unlikely to be actual bacon in it :P
Logged
Love, scriver~
Pages: 1 ... 2352 2353 [2354] 2355 2356 ... 3326