Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 2672 2673 [2674] 2675 2676 ... 3326

Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 2024098 times)

Akura

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile

The dogs got into a serious fight today. Not sure what started it, but one of them was seriously hurt and wasn't able to stand afterwards(although him getting hurt on something may have been what started the fight). Luckily, what my stepdad thought was a shattered hip turned out to(hopefully) be just a pulled muscle, since 15 minutes later he was able get up the porch steps on his own and walked a bit over to his favorite spot after getting in the house. He didn't look like he was in much pain, either.

Foxes aren't domestic animals :V
I would dispute that.
Logged
Quote
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

Tiruin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is too short for worries
    • View Profile

How would working at NASA be an awesome job? ???
I guess a lot of kids do dream of being an astronaut... I don't really get why, though.
I blame KSP.
It's the spirit of adventure. The discovery of many things not commonly seen that are naturally occurring phenomena. Also you get to see the Earth from up there, and many other nice things.
Logged
Even though accounts vary, everyone has a legendary story to tell.

The Writer's Apprenticeship - A thread dedicated to literary art!

Tales of Shattered Dreams - My RTD, a continuous work in progress.

MaximumZero

  • Bay Watcher
  • Stare into the abyss.
    • View Profile

I'm a pretty good salesman. Most money I've ever been paid. Love video games. Work in video game store. Still want to smack more than half of my customers.
Logged
  
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
  • OKAY, FINE.
    • View Profile

Does your employer make you only smack half of them? :-\
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

MaximumZero

  • Bay Watcher
  • Stare into the abyss.
    • View Profile

My DM says I'm not allowed to hit anyone unless they're robbing the store and I've tried to run and hide first.
Logged
  
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

Lightningfalcon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Target locked. Firing main cannon.
    • View Profile

My DM says I'm not allowed to hit anyone unless they're robbing the store and I've tried to run and hide first.
That's because you haven't sold him/her on your punching prowess.  Show him/her how it will help make money, and you will be allowed to punch all the annoying customers you want. 
Logged
Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum circo vincendarum
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

BFEL

  • Bay Watcher
  • Tail of a stinging scorpion scourge
    • View Profile

My DM says I'm not allowed to hit anyone unless they're robbing the store and I've tried to run and hide first.
That's because you haven't sold him/her on your punching prowess.  Show him/her how it will help make money, and you will be allowed to punch all the annoying customers you want.
Clearly MZ is not as excellent a salesman as he proclaims!
Logged
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

Dutchling

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile

as it proclaims.

I thought we just went over this guys.
Logged

Sirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Resident trucker/goddess/ex-president.
    • View Profile

That was in the Happy thread. This is the RAGE thread. Totally different.
Logged
Quote from: Max White
And lo! Sirus did drive his mighty party truck unto Vegas, and it was good.

Star Wars: Age of Rebellion OOC Thread

Shadow of the Demon Lord - OOC Thread - IC Thread

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
  • OKAY, FINE.
    • View Profile

as you people proclaims.

I thought we just went over this guys.
Fixed.

Also, MZ, have you tried punching your competitors as a way of winning your boss over?
Failing that you could always punch him 'til he sees the error of his ways. Or punch a hole in space-time and travel back through the years, and punch various events throughout the formation of the universe, altering it in subtle ways so that face-punching customers is not so frowned upon in the first place. :)
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Alev

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile

My DM says I'm not allowed to hit anyone unless they're robbing the store and I've tried to run and hide first.
So you have to run away and act scared before you attack the robber.
"Ahhh! We're getting robbed! Is should run away!"
"That's right, run, you wimp!"
*robber loots all the games*
"Ok, I finished my hiding. DIE, FILTH!"
*punchpunchpunch*
Logged

Descan

  • Bay Watcher
  • [HEADING INTENSIFIES]
    • View Profile

Foxes aren't domestic animals :V
Some of them actually are...
Logged
Quote from: SalmonGod
Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
Quote from: Myroc
Descan confirmed for antichrist.
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII
I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

Dutchling

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile

Foxes aren't domestic animals :V
Not with that attitude!
Logged

Sirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Resident trucker/goddess/ex-president.
    • View Profile

Foxes aren't domestic animals :V
Not with that attitude!
Confirmed: Dutchling is Darvi's timeclone.
Logged
Quote from: Max White
And lo! Sirus did drive his mighty party truck unto Vegas, and it was good.

Star Wars: Age of Rebellion OOC Thread

Shadow of the Demon Lord - OOC Thread - IC Thread

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile

I've got two of them now? Shit, this gets confusing.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 2672 2673 [2674] 2675 2676 ... 3326