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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 2033259 times)

LordSlowpoke

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* LordSlowpoke has had the brilliant idea to drink a cup of coffee today

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE PLETHORA OF FEELINGS THIS GODFORSAKEN LIQUID RELEASES

WHY MUST IT BE SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS

e: have some more rage

fucking jingoist shitlords pushing for more unnecessary death if they want to wreck countries so much why won't they go to war themselves oh wait it's because the cerebrally-challenged sods will be sitting in some rat's ass of a swiss chateau rubbing their hands together while wads of dosh just magically flow into their pockets and people actually listen to these motherfuckers jesus christ
« Last Edit: August 28, 2014, 07:04:47 am by LordSlowpoke »
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I need to pee.
Have you heard of that wondrous fleshy extension of your body called a penis?

I'm guessing he meant that he can't find a toilet in which to pee...

I'm going to assume he knows what God gave him to help him pee...
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Yes, I was in fact on a train, which made it difficult to pee as I wasn't in a carriage with a toilet.
Don't worry though, I made it to my station without pissing myself. :)) Apparently I didn't need to pee quite as much as I thought I did, since said pee only took a few seconds under a minute, and that was with the less-powerful stream that sometimes results from holding one's bladder too long. Oh well.

Edit: Also, there was what appeared to be blood on the bathroom stall I used. It seemed to have been cleaned mostly off, but there was still dark red in the grouting (I think that's what the sealant between tiles is called?). Red ink, maybe, or maybe not.
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fucking jingoist shitlords pushing for more unnecessary death if they want to wreck countries so much why won't they go to war themselves oh wait it's because the cerebrally-challenged sods will be sitting in some rat's ass of a swiss chateau rubbing their hands together while wads of dosh just magically flow into their pockets and people actually listen to these motherfuckers jesus christ
Sure, because increasing military expenditure is totally unnecessary in a situation like this.

My rage: Appeasement. And pacifism, but that goes without saying.
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My rage: Appeasement. And pacifism, but that goes without saying.
Argh those damn pacifists, they make me so angry, always refusing to fight me.
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Come to Germany and you'll see what I mean. They're much worse here.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Come to Germany and you'll see what I mean. They're much worse here.

You mean pacifism as in "reluctance to making decisions"?
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Come to Germany and you'll see what I mean. They're much worse here.

You mean pacifism as in "reluctance to making decisions"?
I would hardly describe myself as as pacifist.
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I meant it in a more political manner in regard to politicians, but maybe I'm confusing "pacifism" with "passive". I think it's a case where either can be used for the same meaning, or has been sometime in my past.
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fucking jingoist shitlords pushing for more unnecessary death if they want to wreck countries so much why won't they go to war themselves oh wait it's because the cerebrally-challenged sods will be sitting in some rat's ass of a swiss chateau rubbing their hands together while wads of dosh just magically flow into their pockets and people actually listen to these motherfuckers jesus christ

Not sure who you're raging about? The US, the Swiss, or maybe the French?
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* LordSlowpoke has had the brilliant idea to drink a cup of coffee today

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE PLETHORA OF FEELINGS THIS GODFORSAKEN LIQUID RELEASES

WHY MUST IT BE SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS

e: have some more rage

fucking jingoist shitlords pushing for more unnecessary death if they want to wreck countries so much why won't they go to war themselves oh wait it's because the cerebrally-challenged sods will be sitting in some rat's ass of a swiss chateau rubbing their hands together while wads of dosh just magically flow into their pockets and people actually listen to these motherfuckers jesus christ

I refuse to drink coffee. Also, 'dosh'? WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU LIVE!?
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WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU LIVE!?

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next to the hospital
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Doesn't dosh == money?
I thought its a (fancy english) synonym as I heard it a lot online...
Unsure if its a local term or whatever--Australians, Americans, British...I've seen the word from nationalities like those.
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Th4DwArfY1

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Doesn't dosh == money?
I thought its a (fancy english) synonym as I heard it a lot online...
Unsure if its a local term or whatever--Australians, Americans, British...I've seen the word from nationalities like those.

Dosh. Wonga. Money. Not fancy, though.
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