Well theres been a dwarven poems thread, so why not? Post up dwarfised lyrics and what song you edited.
I am the craftsdwarf,
And I know just where I stand:
Another builder,
And another long-beard man.
Today I am your champion.
I may have won your dining rooms.
But I know the game,
You will forget my name,
And I won't be here
In another year,
If I don't stay on the legends screen.
I am the craftsdwarf,
And I've had to pay my price.
The things I did not know at first,
I learned by doin' twice.
Ah, but still they come to haunt me,
Still they want their say.
So I've learned to build
With a hand in my workshop,
And they rub my neck,
And I make em' a mug,
And they go their merry way.
I am the craftsdwarf,
Been all around the fortress.
I've built all kinds of crafts,
And drank all kinds of beer.
I can't remember faces,
I don't remember names.
Ah, but what the hell,
You know it's just as well.
'Cause after a while
And a thousand seasons,
It all becomes the same.
I am the craftsdwarf,
I bring to you my artifacts.
I'd like to spend a season or two.
I can't stay that long.
No, I've got to meet mandates.
I got to stay in line.
Gotta get those crafts
To the nobles.
And I'd love to stay,
But there's mandates to fill,
So I just don't have the time.
I am the craftsdwarf,
I come to do my show.
You've seen my latest artifact,
It's been on the stockpile.
Ah, it took me years to make it,
They were the best years of my life.
It was a beautiful work.
But it cost too much.
If you're gonna have a masterwork,
You gotta make it fit--
So they cut it down to 2000 dwarf bucks.
I am the craftsdwarf,
The idol of my age.
I make all kinds of crafts,
When I go on the workshop.
Ah, you've seen me in the walls,
I've been in the artifacts.
But if I go cold,
I won't get built.
I'll get put in the back
In the discount trading depot,
Like another can of plump helmets.
I am the craftsdwarf,
And I know just where I stand:
Another builder,
And another long-beard man.
Today I am your champion.
I may have won your dining rooms.
But I know the game,
You will forget my name,
And I won't be here
In another year,
If I don't stay on the legends screen.